Jump to content
đź”’ The Earwolf Forums are closed Read more... Ă—

New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

48976 topics in this forum

  1. I smell sex and candy here, but that’s probably because I just “did it” with a Snickers bar.

    By BryanKohl,
    • 0 replies
    • 418 views

  2. Poker in the front, liquor in the back, euchre upstairs, go fish in the basement

    By EricWeaver,
    • 0 replies
    • 337 views

  3. the early 90s nerd gets the Morris worm

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 314 views

  4. The City of Roses, Bridge Town, Stumptown, Rip City. HEY PORTLAND WE GET IT YOU LOVE NICKNAMES BRO

    By chadisanidiot7,
    • 0 replies
    • 510 views

  5. 30 days hath September, April, June, and Novemeber. All the rest will be eliminated by 2033 due to global warming. Get informed America!

    By Frenchfries,
    • 0 replies
    • 318 views

  6. A rose by any other name would make you seem like a dumb shit, it's obviously a rose just call it by it's name you twit

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 340 views

  7. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. Two. I love you in two ways. OK have a good night, see you tomorrow.

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 307 views

  8. To be or not to be, that is technically two questions.

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 312 views

  9. Let's go Scope out the scene, you know, provide mouthwash to everyone within our view.

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 316 views

  10. Reebok don't make you run faster.Adidas don't make a ball go farther.It's all inside your heart, as long as that heart is wearing the new Air Jordans

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 332 views

  11. Hump month is almost nigh. So why ask why? Just try Bud Dry.

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
    • 0 replies
    • 487 views

  12. 'The world is my oyster', whispered the lonely pearl.

    By JoshReichental,
    • 0 replies
    • 320 views

  13. An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind unless you started with a crappy one and got a new one, in that case you scored a pretty sweet deal bro.

    By chadisanidiot7,
    • 0 replies
    • 485 views

  14. I once knew this girl named Lisa who liked my ten inches. She was cool as the other side of the pillow, but her box was the size of a minifridge.

    By mkoyama,
    • 0 replies
    • 417 views

  15. It ain't easy bein' cheesy, that's why Gouda ages so quickly

    By teedle,
    • 0 replies
    • 391 views

  16. Afros are bigger blacker and uncut as well, big whoop

    By teedle,
    • 0 replies
    • 490 views

  17. What happens to a wet dream deferred? Does it shrivel up, like a penis normally does?

    By MasonNorris,
    • 0 replies
    • 378 views

  18. Potash Mezcal Gerrymander Zambezi. Four words you never thought you'd hear today.

    By MasonNorris,
    • 0 replies
    • 388 views

  19. Heads shoulders knees and toes (knees and toes), aaaaand your physical is complete sir.

    By MasonNorris,
    • 0 replies
    • 307 views

  20. WE'RE PODCAAAASSSTTIIIIIINNGGGG!!

    By CodyTidmore,
    • 0 replies
    • 244 views

  21. Technically you passed all of the required background checks to adopt a homeless baby, but then I saw your tweet about the new Ghostbusters.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 321 views

  22. Everybody thinks electricity is pretty scary, and it is.

    By mwn,
    • 0 replies
    • 522 views

  23. My name is Rappin' Scott and I'm here to say "Stop the press, stop the press, who is that?" Vicky Vale Vicky Vale

    By mariehorselamp,
    • 0 replies
    • 400 views

  24. to an outsider any kind of scene inside a gold mine would seem 'weird'

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 313 views

  25. Don't you mean 53 Card Pickup?? Because there is definitely a joker involved!

    By Mister Malaka,
    • 0 replies
    • 310 views
×