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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I want a Billy on the street but a freak in the bed!

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 294 views

  2. Who can say whether winter weather further withers feather-fettered veteran Flat Earthers?

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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    • 331 views

  3. O Sting, where is thy deathcore album?

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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    • 351 views

  4. Why doesn't the earwolf website have a google analytics code?

    By ArtMatt,
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    • 463 views

  5. make-out cheese for take-out please

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 330 views

  6. Portland, land of ports. Home of Matt Groening, so eat my shorts. Our streets are paved with piercings & plaid, & dreadlocked dudes that are oh so rad

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 342 views

  7. We didn't have much a choice: it was either stick with what we got, or ask Handsome Mike for another taste.

    By Dogonit,   
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  8. Two things I hate about the Land of Make Believe: the hairnets--sticky, wet, doing more bad than good--and the paperwork.

    By Dogonit,   
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    • 440 views

  9. Ask me what my sensayuma is and I'll tell ya. But no matter what jokes you got, nothing beats a good fall-on-ya-face-in-front-of-a-crowd gag.

    By Dogonit,   
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    • 525 views

  10. You didn't seriously think I'd fall for the ol' fish pancakes in my black dress socks gag, did ya?

    By Dogonit,   
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    • 405 views

  11. Portland must look like a strip club from heaven because God always makes it rain

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 313 views

  12. This catchphrase sleeps so much better at night ever since it bought a Leesa mattress.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 346 views

  13. Huggies fate was sealed when they waited too long to jump on the flavored diaper bandwagon

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 299 views

  14. people in glass blouses shouldn't blow loads

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. For the listeners at home, an inordinate amount of this audience look like Mythbuster stunt doubles.

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. Through the teeth, past the gums, look out audience, here come puns!

    By Frenchfries,
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  17. I lied and said "no" when my date asked me if I had GPS, but it turned out she wasn't talking about Geriatric Penis Syndrome

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 324 views

  18. The sixth sick shiek's sixth sheep's sick. But that's a story for another time.

    By Hot Dog,
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    • 543 views

  19. If Scott picks these at random this has a fighting chance. My friend Josh is in the audience tonight. Hello from Pure Guava.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 317 views

  20. Camouflage shirts are the real casual tees of war

    By landondmise,
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  21. This is a leftover catchphrase from Atlanta, rejected for being too meta. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By Hot Dog,
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  22. Your mockumentary was great, really. Don't second Christopher Guest yourself.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 348 views

  23. Some folks say they love Billie Holiday, but in my home, she'll always be Billie Christmas.

    By landondmise,
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    • 388 views

  24. Would you rather end the show with a catchphrase or start the show by opening up the plug bag?

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 338 views

  25. oops i appear to have accidentally revoured the food i devoured then revoured

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 369 views
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