Jump to content
🔒 The Earwolf Forums are closed Read more... ×

New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

48976 topics in this forum

  1. She couldn't mask her uncontrolled lust directed at the oozing glaze dripping onto his gluten free donut.

    By Frenchfries,
    • 0 replies
    • 468 views

  2. I did a backflip on roller skates and then sucker punched my dad in his tits. I don't need his bullshit. I'm the roller skate king now old man. Deuces

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 0 replies
    • 383 views

  3. Hey North West, Kanye says it’s past your bedtime.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
    • 0 replies
    • 332 views

  4. When you’ve seen one shopping complex with interconnecting walkways, you’ve seen a mall.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
    • 0 replies
    • 337 views

  5. We can put a fish on the moon, but we can't teach him to drink it.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 0 replies
    • 317 views

  6. If the bird is the word, and "turd" is the next word, then the third word is "Peggy". My name is Peggy and a bird shit on my face.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 0 replies
    • 326 views

  7. Hey Buddy, My Tits Are Down Here

    By yrpalfootefoote,
    • 0 replies
    • 411 views

  8. There is no sun Annie. These are the end times and the battle for your soul has begun. Stop singing and pray for death. Tomorrow the demons feast.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 0 replies
    • 293 views

  9. I'm drinking yesterday's coffee and eating tomorrow's lunch; take THAT, space-time continuum!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 330 views

  10. Hold on, I Gotta Do This

    By Dementomstie,   
    • 0 replies
    • 651 views

  11. I saw the sign. It did not open up my eyes. My eyes were already open. That's how I saw the sign.

    By Mister Malaka,
    • 0 replies
    • 337 views

  12. I'm taking a washrag to the mirror. I'm searching for a blade (to shave). And my moustache could've been trimmed by clippers.

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
    • 0 replies
    • 433 views

  13. what's with all the favoritism, Fortune?

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 289 views

  14. cover me up, scotty, my nips are cold

    By yodellingwalrus,
    • 0 replies
    • 349 views

  15. This week I'm singe-watching Halt and Catch Fire

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 556 views

  16. Someone's in the kitchen with Dina!? Dina! Get the fuck out of the kitchen!

    By BlakeThielmann,
    • 0 replies
    • 388 views

  17. Jumpin Jack Flash jimmied Jills stash while Gentle Jim Cash jousted Jens gash

    By Mr. Fickle Pickle,
    • 0 replies
    • 263 views

  18. every time i try to order pizza i end up just having phone sex, oh god, oh god, oooh my godddd, i'm so hungry

    By mariehorselamp,
    • 0 replies
    • 409 views

  19. He who live in glass house go through plenty of Windex; Maybe glass house fad is part of Windex guerrilla marketing scheme

    By Fabio's Socks,
    • 0 replies
    • 478 views

  20. Seattle! Home of Frasier Crane, Niles Crane, their father, their father's little dog who is definitely dead by now, and grunge!

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 341 views

  21. Milk milk lemonade, around the corner Fudge was becoming a fully initiated member of the Mafia

    By bale_of_hail,
    • 0 replies
    • 409 views

  22. This is a catchphrase

    By MmmBlister,
    • 0 replies
    • 429 views

  23. I like my potted meat products like I like my racist legal doctrine: mechanically separated but mechanically equal

    By bale_of_hail,
    • 0 replies
    • 358 views

  24. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. I was just trying to get you to love me, Ms. Reynolds. That's why I missed your Calculus class this semester.

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
    • 0 replies
    • 408 views

  25. horrible bosses 2: the wrath of granny smith 3: the awakening 4: return to an awake state

    By yodellingwalrus,
    • 0 replies
    • 308 views
×