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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I found an unstoppable giant super-gorilla on Dinosaur and Monster Island. It killed everyone I know, so I brought it here!

    By poyahoga,
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  2. As long as you cry after masturbating it counts as sex

    By JacobBudd,
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  3. Fun fact: I only masturbate to pre-World War II newspaper obituaries with circus music playing, but not for the reasons you would think.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. Now here's a terrible joke about listening to an audio recording of a famous Stephen King novel. Stop me if you've heard IT before.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. Set your catch phrazers to pun! *rimshot *fart noise *slidewhistle *latin kings gang sign.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  6. the hey nong men shall cry, and all the inhabitants of the land shall howl.fm

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. Grow, grow, grow your scrote, gently with this cream

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. i know it's only rock n roll--but could you please turn it down?

    By Dr Buck Double,
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  9. Can't you read the sign? No Woman, No Cry

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  10. If you ever call me "Doctor Ockerman" again, I'll crush you with my eight mechanical arms, Spider-Man!

    By Robert_Yune,
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  11. Was Bruno serious? Did he really want me, Julio, to get the stretch. Sure I had brought drinks to the table, but getting the stretch! I'm a made man!

    By Frenchfries,
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  12. If you like traditional family gatherings where nothing genuinely interesting happens, you're gonna love Ninja Monkey Fuck Mansion part 4!

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. Your ratio of disappointment to relief after googling "Golden Girls Scissoring" says a lot about you. I'm a 70/30 guy myself.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  14. When Mr. Scissors joined the team, Usain was conflicted between years of his mother's teachings and the desire to win the 4x100m dash

    By Pure Guava,
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  15. Leaf blowers. 401Ks. Dockers khakis. Is that barista mocking me? Welcome to middle-aged Comedy Bang Bang.

    By Pure Guava,
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  16. You can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear, but silk stockings? Yeah, those come from pig anuses.

    By bale_of_hail,
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  17. There's only one man in America that can take down these clowns in November. #voteNader2016

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. Relax and take notes, while I make jokes for you bitch-ass broke folks.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. I count 16 distinct slivers of feces, Melissa.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. This sudden explosion of sudden special effects can only mean one thing, it's...The Ginsu Sword cuts the Cheese once again! Who writes this stuff?

    By PfukkinR,
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  21. Hot dogs don't just have numerous piggy parts in the meat. They also include its soul.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  22. Slips and falls may break my balls, but turds can never hurt me

    By jetouellet,
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  23. Listen, the last time we pulled out all the stops a bunch of little kids died in that intersection.

    By Frenchfries,
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  24. postmodern = shite

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. Bill Hader? I barely know 'im

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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