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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Good morning! And in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and good grief -- these taxes are too darn high!

    By TRb,
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  2. They put me in charge of crucifixions and I nailed it.

    By HernánLindenbaum,
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  3. They say that the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach. But I just stab them in the chest.

    By HernánLindenbaum,
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    • 220 views

  4. I'll give you one guess what a lumberjack-off does to a tree once he cuts it down.

    By Pure Guava,
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  5. There's no "i" in team but if you add "u" to firehose you have a shitty 80's band that can't put out a single fire.

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. Hey Jude, your makeup's bad. You've got eyeliner on your sweater. Your hairline's shaped like the top of a heart. And it's grungy like Eddie Vedder

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
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  7. If gonnas were did'ems, then wouldas coulda shoulda-ed

    By ChrisUchytil,
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  8. my wife just told me its been a while since I used my tear basin but I DONT CARE I LOVE IT

    By hollyf,
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  9. Winner, winner, chicken dinner, loser, loser, goofy goober

    By HunterGiesler,
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  10. There's a crispness in the air, the leaves are bursting with colors...grab your dogs & horses, it's time for the annual Beastiality-Con to begin!

    By Pure Guava,
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  11. Pardon my French, but "votre vagin est beaucoup trop poilue pour l'anglais."

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  12. Bombin' down the dualler: the buzz was inhuman.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. On the next Beautiful/Heynongymous, Jason talks 'tang with a caller who passionately opposes all forms of pet neutering.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. Duck, duck, goose, stick it in my caboose. Goose, goose, duck, these birds know how to fly south for the winter

    By Pure Guava,
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  15. this crazy chick's biting the tongue that feeds her!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. 'how do, ken', said my old yoga flame. so i dragon punched the ho.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. I am a joyless golfing professional with frozen testicles and a shitty beard. Who am I? Batman.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  18. Anyone can turn a horse into glue, it's turning the glue back into a horse that is the hard part.

    By Pure Guava,
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  19. Juan Gaybrush should stick to what he's good at, closing down all of the buffets in a 10 mile radius of his home...5 stars

    By Frenchfries,
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  20. It's not my fault I'm an asshole

    By BretonTillinghast,
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  21. Reverse psychology works. I just quit my day job.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  22. Plan for the worst, hope for Pete Best.

    By greazey_bob,   
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  23. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if she spent all her time selling seashells by the seashore.

    By Frenchfries,
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  24. Are you there God? It's me Margaret's dad. I'd appreciate it if you left my daughter alone.

    By BlartPaulMallFart,
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  25. Today's not cheese day. We only eat cheese on cheese day, and you know that.

    By BlartPaulMallFart,
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