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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I've heard of tough love, but tough butt love? No thank you

    By greazey_bob,   
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  2. Heynongman. Been trying to meet you. Heynongman. Must be a devil between us or Zouks in my head, Zouks at my door, Zouks in my bed

    By SydMulholland,
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  3. Placenta porridge? Packed with potassium & protein for power to play Pac-Man with your peeps. Peace!

    By Pure Guava,
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  4. Gary Glitter? Human litter. Hashtag scumbag when mentioning him on Twitter

    By Pure Guava,
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  5. What's up, hotdog? The missing 18 1/2 minutes of the Nixon tapes, that's what.

    By SydMulholland,
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  6. Don't call me a lazy boy!-For i am but a mere stool and a lady at that!

    By AnthonyHazard,
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  7. fresh pipes? facebook likes. a voice like Bogey? displeased emoji

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Episode 452: A NEW PODCAST_The EARWOLF Studios were under siege. Lt. PF Thompkins has just arrived from the galaxy of GLENDALE with terrible news...

    By Frenchfries,
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  9. Let me get this straight. You saw the sign and THEN it opened up your eyes?? May I remind you you're under oath, Ms. Of Base.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. Ghostbusters ruined my childhood! Y'see, my mom was the ghost that blew Dan Aykroyd. And my dad, you guessed it, Ol' Onionhead himself, Slimer.

    By Edward James Almost,
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  11. MC Hammer still works his first job, Oakland A's Batboy. He'd leave, but fears quitting would call in-2 question his legitimacy.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  12. I bet you won't read this. HA! Gottem! Now you owe me a night out of dinner and dancing at Arby's.

    By blackacre,
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  13. The o' in an irish surname stands for "grandson of" while the Mac stand for "son of." Peter Grandson of Toole used a Son of Intash computer.

    By JoeDeanHinkle,
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  14. It smells like up hot dog in here.

    By Goon Diapers,
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  15. Comedy Bang Bang on the fang fang oh forget it I'll never make it as a vampire rapper

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  16. If you didn't want your grandmother to end up in the fire, she shouldn't have jumped out of the frying pan!

    By Smozi,
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  17. She's got legs and she knows how to use 'em - what does she want a friggin medal?!

    By HoleSurfButters69baby,
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  18. Slowly butt Shirley, off the edge and into the river, watch her float & flounder

    By greazey_bob,
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  19. Hey man, I get skater culture, I get it. I've seen Gleaming the Cube. I ollie. I kickflip. I fever with the disco fluent

    By greazey_bob,   
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  20. Well jump my bones! It's Sherlock Holmes monotone, anglophone, exiter of the Thunderdome, 2nd, 3rd or 4th-in-line-to-the-throne, got them sexy chromos

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. Her name's Nat-Geo and she's included in your plan. Just like the Disney Channel and the TV Land.

    By Edward James Almost,
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  22. I have nothing to declare but my genius... Well, that and the sixteen rare birds strapped to my body.

    By Edward James Almost,
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  23. Let me play Devil's Advocate for a second- "Blah, blah, blah I'm Keanu Reeves, Pacino's alright with me!"

    By Edward James Almost,
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  24. I am not a creep, I am not a weirdo, I am into fondling myself before shaking hands with people. I am Dick Handler.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  25. If pretending to be the ghost of Jim Henson to catch a glimpse inside the Muppet changing room is wrong, I don't want to go to prison.

    By Shampoodler,
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