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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. There wasn't a dry eye in the sawdust factory after the Foreman got his cancer diagnosis

    By BradThomas,
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  2. Sticks and stones may break my dicks and bones. Please don't throw stuff at me just because I have two dicks.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. I've been trying to forget 9/11, but comedians won't let me!

    By mahboi08,
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  4. I'd be more supportive of an all-robot workforce if somebody would just glue some googly eyes onto them

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. Waves of ass-pleasure: guaranteed!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's how Chewbacca dies in the books.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. Who ya gonna call the inferior sex? Girl-breasters.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Wax on, wax off. Either way, love your body... just don't wax on about it.

    By VioletGabriellaDarnell,
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  9. It may surprise you to learn that the chicken and the egg were able to come at the same time

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  10. creeple in the sheets

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Let us not mince words, let us mince garlic! These are the traditional words of my noble house.

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. Don't dress for the weather you have, dress for the weather you want!

    By Charcoal City,
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  13. Deadpan flim-flam on the veranda crammed her 2nd hand jim-jams with malapropaganda

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Red sky in the morning, sailor's warning; red sky at night, under the toxic waste site. Help us Toxic Avenger!

    By Charcoal City,
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  15. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if you throw hard enough and aim for his head. Excuse me, his or her head. Thanks Obama!

    By Charcoal City,
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  16. Am I my brother's keeper? Why yes, I am the goalie for my brother's soccer team.

    By Charcoal City,
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  17. Zoo fencing is more important in the evolution of man than you think. It is after all what separates us from the animals.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. Goodbyes are hard so I'm gonna bullshit for an hour till plugs.

    By Charcoal City,
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  19. The flags are flying. The balloons are ready for release. It's a great day, one we've been planning and waiting for.

    By Charcoal City,
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  20. Are we fucking writing jokes here? Why is that poultry so vulgar? When will the pastry police arrive? Anyone?

    By greazey_bob,   
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  21. As the Irish say may the road rise up to meet you, smack you in the face and then talk shit about you behind your back you English Bastard.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. His name was Robert Paulson. His left leg was a false one.

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. I saw. I came. I cleaned myself off.

    By Charcoal City,
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  24. Oh what a beautiful Morning, Oh what a beautiful Day, They sure have gorgeous kids do the Morning and Day families.

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. I see you baby, shaking that glass. Shaking that glass. Shaking that glass. Please get out of this church Mr. Hoffman.

    By SideofMcG,
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