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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Search for the hero inside yourself. Kill it with fire.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 343 views

  2. The only onion worth an ion is the one I won only yesterday

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 294 views

  3. Keenan and Quelle Surprise!

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 369 views

  4. Let me guess, rub some snot on it? That's your advice for everything, Dr. Snotrub.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 333 views

  5. Stay tuned after the show for an exclusive preview of City Slickers 3: The Legend of Curly's Biracial Lovechild.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 370 views

  6. Ode to a Brexit Brexit: BRITS OUT!!!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 300 views

  7. Despite all my rage I am still just a chef who hates sage.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 332 views

  8. You know what they say - "Small hands, cheaper gloves."

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 338 views

  9. Never ever give unsolicited advice

    By Horker Anon.,
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    • 271 views

  10. A hologram never loses it's edge, you just gotta look harder, old man.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 353 views

  11. Show me show me show me how you do that trick, the one where the hankerchiefs come our of your dick.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 310 views

  12. A man walks into a bar.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 423 views

  13. Whoever Venn is he probably had something in common with a lot of people

    By TRb,
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    • 470 views

  14. Hot to trot hottentot bought fraught tater tot, wrought naught save a tot dot

    By Smozi,
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    • 466 views

  15. Hi, I'm Scott Aukerman, and I have a message for you from the National Association of Podcast Hosts Who Have Tiny Baby Penises.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 414 views

  16. I was a fan of comedy podcasts before dying alone was even cool.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 293 views

  17. You know what, hot dog? Go fuck yourself!

    By Smozi,
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    • 433 views

  18. Season six of House of Pies coming soon!

    By BenjaminAllen,
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    • 426 views

  19. I Expectoed Patronum, but I never expected a love so deep that it couldn't be Expelliarmused.

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 340 views

  20. People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, or take part in Naked Thursdays.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 450 views

  21. "Simon says people listen to him more when he starts sentences with 'Simon says,'" Simon said.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 325 views

  22. Get out of my breams, get into my shark.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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    • 435 views

  23. She wore an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot business suit to today's board meeting. Everyone agreed it was both tacky and unprofessional.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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    • 411 views

  24. Tiptoe out of the goddam window why don't you?

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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    • 435 views

  25. Are you there, God? It's me, butterface

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 330 views
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