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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If this van's a-rockin', get in line or go get me a sandwich.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  2. Give a dog a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a dog to fish, you'll get rich from all those TV and movie deals that smart dog is going to land

    By Pure Guava,
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  3. After I killed my wife the police came, I just wish they didn't do it all over her corpse.

    By Frenchfries,
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  4. All jokes aside, this episode will just be straight talk coverage of Brexit.

    By Frenchfries,
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  5. Using the transitive property of equality it was determined that Kevin Bacon is in fact an eggplant.

    By Frenchfries,
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  6. Are you ready for THE REAL DEAL SQUEAL MOBILE? No, me either.

    By ScottBrown,
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  7. I've had this "Send a Bag of Dicks" tab open for four months but I don't know your apartment number

    By heynongdeeprockman,
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  8. Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna apologize for being a negligent dad and leaving her at the bar again!

    By trecoolx,
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  9. I grope in the hope of sexy soap. Don't tell the police or I'll kill your neice.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. He yelled "Get to the Chopper" but all I heard was jalapeno poppers.

    By Frenchfries,
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  11. Girrrrl your father must have been ugly because your mother's attractive but you're ugly.

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. I have no choice in life but to follow my nose wherever it goes.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  13. I am still trying to forget the things that I have done for a Klondike Bar.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  14. Hickory Dickery Dock is my favorite place to smoke brisket and look at men's genitals.

    By HoleSurfButters69baby,
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  15. BUM CHEESE! (c)

    By SteveH,
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  16. Doctor, can you double knot my tubes this time around? My tubes keep coming untied and I have all these kids to show for it.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  17. "Well, well, well," said the man as he pointed out his wells

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. Concerning Colonel Corcoran's calico cat's condition—careless cup crazing caused a cornfield conflagration, consuming Carbondale's campaign center, co

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. My new novel "The Obtuse Lamentations of Colfax McLiverneck" is now available for purchase at amazon.corn

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. I find it auspicious that your cornbread is delicious; it would be quite propitious if it were also nutritious.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. As a general rule of thumb, I find they look best and most natural next to the index fingers.

    By Edward James Almost,
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  22. Comedy is tragedy plus time multiplied by cars. Leno's or Seinfeld's, either way, If it's not in a Hot Rod, It ain't funny!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  23. Mark Twain, whilst visiting Maine, couldn't refrain from getting high on cocaine and running a train on Carol Kane with David Wain and Frasier Crane.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  24. I'll bet you're wondering how in the world I ever found you, Professor Loudfarts!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. I say, enough movies about Bat-man, let's get some movies about Oliver Platt, man

    By Edward James Almost,
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