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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Pokemon Go? More like Brokeymon Go. Hey Pikachu, give me back my wallet!

    By Pure Guava,
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  2. Turn that frown upside down and chow down on my brown town, you saucy clown!

    By Smozi,
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  3. For the last time, my butthole is not a PokéStop and that's not a Squirtle! Now put those balls away!

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  4. Hold up baby, this wont hurt at all. Let me just smack you with my masterball. Pokemon Go! reference of the day.

    By AdrianHarasowsky,
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  5. You walk in here actin' all tough, but I know you're a softy at heart, Mr. Tinactin

    By Edward James Almost,
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  6. You know what I'm dying to see, a web series by Spiderman, that guy is a wiz

    By greazey_bob,
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  7. In a shocking turn of events, this year, America's Next Top Model is the 16 inch USS Enterprise I built in 8th grade

    By Edward James Almost,
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  8. Food crisis averted. There is now a Subway located in the South Sandwich Islands.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  9. Welcome to the Museum of Lactose Intolerance. Restrooms can be found everywhere... It's all bathrooms

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  10. It's JOKE-e-mon now!!! hahaha. NOW

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Today on Maury, find out who IS the Chewbacca-dad

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  12. In space, no one can hear you scream, but they can see your face explode and use context clues to figure out that you were screaming

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. What's hot, updog?

    By TermNernhurse,
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  14. Don't go chasing waterfalls, they are literally in the same place all the time you dumb idiot

    By HadleyDonaldson,
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  15. Balogna is an aphrodisiac in some small Italian villages...let's see the publicist for Oscar Mayer try and spin that.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  16. Groupons for group hugs led to poop on a group of rugs. They squeezed the shit out of each other, literally.

    By Pure Guava,
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  17. Some say Ostentatious, I say Austin, Texas.

    By Max Power,
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  18. If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and acts like a duck, then it's a pretty bad duck hunter.

    By Max Power,
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  19. Love can take you places you've never been. I'm sorry, did I say love? I meant trains. Trains can take you places you've never been.

    By PaulHogue,   
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  20. If I seem excited, it's only because I finally earned my merit badge in lancing from the Boil Scouts of America

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  21. I can smell your fear. Also, I can smell your shampoo. Wait, I can't smell your fear anymore.

    By PaulHogue,   
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  22. Some say the fruit of the tree of knowledge was an apple, and some say a pomegranate. I say it was barbecue. You're welcome.

    By PaulHogue,   
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  23. Is somebody ever gonna bring up that "Uber" is German for "Over?" Does this not bother anyone?

    By PaulHogue,   
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  24. Some call me the "Gangster of Love," and some leave off the "of love" part, and just call it "racketeering."

    By PaulHogue,   
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  25. Give a man a fish...no, sorry...teach a man to fish, and he'll grow his own...wait, that's not it either. Okay, I know fish is in there, for sure...

    By PaulHogue,   
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