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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hand my that bong so I can put it on my shlong.

    By HunterFinden,
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  2. A bird in Japan is worth President Bush

    By HunterFinden,
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  3. An albino rhino visited the gyno. Turns out it's a UTI.

    By HunterFinden,
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  4. Nobody could've guessed we'd end up with such a huge surplus of fresh pasta, except maybe the driver of that fresh pasta truck we robbed by mistake

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. 15 years ago, we had Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no hope, no cash, and a Steve Jobs zombie feasting on human brains.

    By EricWeaver,
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  6. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang! Supporting Hollywood Hand Book since 2012!

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  7. If you love this, then you'll love my other testicle too!

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  8. Guy Fawkes' beard and mustache spread into a reddish fur as his ears grew to a point. The gypsy's curse had come to fruition. He had become Fox-Guy.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  9. Oh, you said "SPOIL yourself"... Well then, I'm going to treat myself to a new pair of pants.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  10. Hey Cupid, I'll tell ya what I don't love. Being shot with arrows. Now get the hell out of here, ya little diapered freak.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  11. Now serving Venison Sundaes at Denny's on Sundays, courtesy of Jameson and Hyundai, our merciful, benevolent overlords of which we do not deserve.

    By Iceshackle,
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  12. Celcome to Bomedy Wang Wang

    By Iceshackle,
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  13. They call me Mr. Tibbs! Which is annoying as fuck because my name is Mr. PIBB and I'm trying to sell some fucking soda around here.

    By dirtyvicar,
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  14. I am Heynong and I need to be loved

    By BenjaminAllen,
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  15. H.P. no care about awards, H.P. love craft.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  16. Breaking News: A disappointed audience was brutally attacked after Byron Allen once again failed to leash his comics.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  17. ...37, 42, 16 and in conclusion, 11. I'd like to thank Harvard University for inviting me to be today's Keno speaker. Congratulations graduates.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  18. Forget everything you thought you knew about underwater clown orgies.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. I'm playing chess while all these fools are playing checkers. That makes it my fifth checkers tournament this month that I've been disqualified from.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. Your attention span could not bridge the atoms in Osmium.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  21. My Autonomic ganglion is a real bundles of nerves lately.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  22. If you want to know the hottest trends you should ask a pediatric pulmonary specialist since...

    By JordanMaywood,
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  23. I don't miss fishing for Amy Fisher's anal fissures, as those are the blistery fissures which that witch Ms. Fischer used to make me kiss.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  24. That's not a knife, this is a knife. That's not an arrest warrant, this is an arrest warrant. Those aren't handcuffs, these are handcuffs.

    By Pure Guava,
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  25. For the love of god, can you people PLEASE start listening to improv4humans. High quality content.

    By yodellingwalrus,
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