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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. In my day a digital influencer was just the popular kid on the street who was really good at finger guns.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. I'll be back in two shakes of a lambs tale. What's that? You don't have a lambs take? I guess you're just gonna have to trust me.

    By oppyao,
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  3. Cod or scrod? Don't be so mod, lest you blow your wad in a manner that is slipshod (there is no god)!

    By dirtyvicar,
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  4. Here be dragons! There be flagons! How old's the GPS in your station wagon?

    By dirtyvicar,
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  5. the conclusion you drew from my statement while predicted is in fact wrong:

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. Get outta my dreams, Get into my car. Ok now I'm in my underwear doing a college exam in your car. What do you want?

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. Row row row your bloat gently down the indigestion stream.

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. That table over there? Makes you stronger. A small raisin? Makes you stronger. This makes no sense.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. Ditch that stuffy collar and tie and put on some blackface - it's casual racism Friday!

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. Greek Yoghurts have active cultures in them. Geek Yoghurts have meme cultures in them.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. In my day a selfie was when you took a photograph of yourself - not this autoerotic asphyxiation lark the kids are into now.

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. There are only three, sorry two wild African emus left in the world and you better have a good reason for making a hat out of the one on your head!

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  13. Enough with the emo emus, Amos.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  14. Give a man a fish..

    By SteveH,
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  15. I wish that I had Jessie's squirrel. Where can I find a squirrel like that?!

    By NeirHigginbotham,
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  16. Ever get a pecker wedgie?

    By NeirHigginbotham,
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  17. Sorry if I'm making you uncomfortable, but I am a back-alley colonoscopy provider after all.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. I'm rubber and you're glue but if you keep stabbing me I'll surely perish.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. (Sung to melody of STP's Interstate Love Song) Feelin' / Like a ham and mustard shake / Now would you like to have some fries / Some fries

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. One for the money, two for the show. Three for the age mommy left me alone.

    By NiklasSchemel,
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  21. Comparing iPhones and Hammond B-3s is like comparing apples and organs.

    By JackGallalee,
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  22. I love my Tamagotchi almost as much as I love my pet rock.

    By Max Power,
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  23. shut up meathead!!!

    By Ivan Geotsky,
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  24. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but that dictionary you just threw at my head really hurt, you jackass.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Time is a flat circle-jerk.

    By dirtyvicar,
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