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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Don't pray away the gay valet at Chez Français, You'll just delay the gourmet buffet complete with saute entree, soufflé, sorbet and chardonnay.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  2. Alright Jeremy, Good luck with your mangled hand surgery. We'll keep our fingers-... We'll hope it works.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  3. Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, not a single one has any Zima, What gives, gin joints?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  4. The Spotify algorithm thinks I’m a fucking loser.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  5. I’ll give you a pearl necklace said the oyster to the person he was ejaculating onto.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. When you're Joan Jett, you're a Joan Jett all the way. If you're not Joan Jett then who gives a shit?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  7. Tight in the tanker, Light on the rancor, This battleship blasts like a Bakersfield banker. Name's Tim.

    By BLOOOR,
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  8. If attacked by a bear, play dead. If that doesn't work, actually die.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. all song lyrics are meaningful if you want to die / have been in love / have driven a convertible American muscle car

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  10. If that green giant is so jolly explain why he punched my dog at last weekend's party

    By Peppered_Koosh,
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  11. I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for that pesky kid and his benign growth

    By Peppered_Koosh,
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  12. They say "gender is fluid," so perhaps I could leave a little gender fluid on your lower back?

    By dirtyvicar,
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  13. Let's nip this in the bud before they bud us in the nips

    By Peppered_Koosh,
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  14. I'm a Wikipediatrician; I go around child stars wiki pages and edit them so they all have chronic diseases.

    By Reneenongman,
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  15. CONSPIRACY: Full House was just a spin off of Three Men and a Baby.

    By Reneenongman,
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  16. Hey internet, stop telling me to buy your teeth whitening technology!!!!

    By Reneenongman,
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  17. It's like the saying goes: "When in Rome... (always remember that it wasn't built in a day)"

    By Reneenongman,
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  18. Remember when Johnny Cash was like "Ya know what would make me more badass? Doing gigs in prisons and shit. Cool beans." (End quote.)

    By Reneenongman,
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  19. A thumb in your bum and a digit in your widget, that's our promise to you at Fingerbury Farms.

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. Greetings to you my lovely audience, or as one would say in the Queen's English, 'allo twats!

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. Unable to pick up on subtle cues from the audience, Horace continued with his "Horse Lives Matter" routine

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. What's hot, updog?

    By Cathy ACKerman,
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  23. My name's JamJam and I'm a lazily configured sketch character

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. Four score and seven years ago, I was nearly a decade younger and I was unacquainted with my current booty call.

    By chunkybutternopeanuts,
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  25. butt-hurt Hutt flirt squirts dirt on Tutt's yurt

    By KrangkaDelic,
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