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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I don't subscribe to your gender roles! Mmmm, gender roles are great with a little butter and a nice turkey dinner.

    By SydMulholland,
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    • 488 views

  2. anti person per ant on my pharmacists armpits

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 371 views

  3. Coming up, on HBO, Taxi-Cast confessions. Forgive Tony Danza, father, for he has sinned against Judd Hirsch.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 375 views

  4. 'That's pretty good, NOT!', said Elon Musk to EVERYTHING!!!!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. A smile is contagious... and so is syphilis -- both of which you just got from me.

    By dirtyvicar,
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  6. Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Oh, it IS a banana? You know, that's actually disturbing.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  7. Zero sum games are really really lame: (x+1)? Now that's more fun.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. I only answer to my Creator and by Creator I mean my father's penis

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  9. Daddy? They're reading my catchphrase right now, Daddy, are you proud of me? Did I do a good job Daddy?....Daddy?

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 368 views

  10. I saw Radiohead back when they were still Radiohandstuff.

    By Shampoodler,
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  11. I'm sorry, Mr. Joel, but we have forensic evidence that proves you did indeed start the fire.

    By dirtyvicar,
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    • 406 views

  12. donald trump is made from poo if you vote for him then you are too.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 312 views

  13. My 9/11 jokes never seem to land... actually they tend to crash mid-flight.

    By ArmenTamzarian,
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  14. My 9/11 jokes never seem to land... actually they tend to crash and burn mid-flight.

    By ArmenTamzarian,
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  15. "The best filleted lamb with rice and cumin is often served on rye", or so sayeth Chef-boy R.B.

    By chunkybutternopeanuts,
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  16. Welcome to WTF with Marc Maron, this is your guest host Scott Aukerman, are we good?

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  17. The camera pulls back to reveal the falafel balls had been inside the murderer's pockets THE WHOLE TIME.

    By bale_of_hail,
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  18. How much boz could Boz Scaggs scagg if Boz Scaggs could scagg boz?

    By DeanOCarroll,
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  19. Poodolf The Brown-nosed Reindeer had a very shitty nose

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. How the hell am I supposed to know "What's up?" I'm just a hot dog, bro; I don't possess even the most basic of cognitive skills.

    By dirtyvicar,
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  21. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang brought to you by our new sponsor, ISIS. "We're ISIS... not the one you're thinking of"

    By potsmaster,
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    • 435 views

  22. Give a man a hotdog and he'll eat for a day; teach a man to hotdog and he'll be a freestyle skier for life

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 540 views

  23. New catchphrase suggestions, it's like the Netflix of dick jokes!

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. What's up, deep-fried hot dog, how's the state fair?

    By WhalePrintPants,
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    • 390 views

  25. Steven Speilberg's dick is so big that it co-wrote Schindler's List.

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 368 views
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