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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I am the Brian Eno of improv. Just laying on a couch, holding up suggestion cards

    By Charcoal City,
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  2. bumfart on my codpiece. willys in the hall. substandard, indolent, nougaty balls.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. "I'm sorry but the doctor cannot see you today," said the receptionist to the invisible man

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  4. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. If no one's around, does he make a sound? Tom Cruise stared in Ghost Protocol

    By Charcoal City,
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  5. Goodbyes are hard so I'm gonna bullshit for an hour till plugs.

    By Charcoal City,
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  6. That's what Che said!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. hum-drum bum-cum squirty dirty plop-plop plums

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Loop de loop and shoot the hoop, pack my mouth with dirt from the floor of our cousin maree's chicken coup

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  9. Low

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. Let's get derivative . rivative.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. any french press is good french press

    By greazey_bob,   
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  12. Like the blacksmith always says, "He who smelt it, dealt it."

    By dirtyvicar,
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  13. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You picked my airline. Prepare to fly.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. Hey muffin, can I get a hug? were the robot's first words when it became conscious. And that was the beginning of Skynet.

    By astrobuoy,
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  15. I have a suspicious package?! C'mon TSA, I came here for a pat down, not a put down

    By Edward James Almost,
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  16. A spoonful of sugar makes the diabetes all the more severe.

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. Dear England, kiss my ghost butt. Sincerely, George Washington's ghost.

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. You Miss 100% Of The Shorts You Don't Take On Summer Vacation

    By hjvjhjhgkgjbkb,
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  19. If you don't let me use your bathroom I'll pee my pants, but if you DO let me use it, I promise I'll pee yours.

    By TermNernhurse,
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  20. My baby and me made a baby and me made a baby with my baby, BAYBEEE!

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  21. Don't stress, pick up some scag and regress !!

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  22. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. Today's secret word is... "The." So if anyone says "the" remember to scream real loud!

    By potsmaster,
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  23. I hope you like role-playing games because I'm in my dungeon with full drag on

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  24. Mind if I try out some new material on you? Here's a soft leather strap, Ooo. Here's a sturdy oak rod, oh okay. Here's some 220 grit sandpaper...

    By greazey_bob,   
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  25. Sponsor me once, shame on me. Sponsor me twice and you've got a limited edition t-shirt coming your way if you preorder my album.

    By henrysoup,
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