Jump to content
🔒 The Earwolf Forums are closed Read more... ×

New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

48976 topics in this forum

  1. You can split the bill, you can split a headache, you can even split the bowling pins but you can't split up my parents - they're just too in-love.

    By henrysoup,
    • 0 replies
    • 448 views

  2. who the biggest booby in hollywood?

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 409 views

  3. Harper's Bazaar claims the show has a proportional amount of eloquent junk for even the fleshiest of trunks. Emoji score: 3 eggplants and half a poo.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 0 replies
    • 390 views

  4. Yoo hoo, sir in the hard hat, return my infant son this instant! He's got fetal alcohol syndrome y'know

    By yodellingwalrus,
    • 0 replies
    • 523 views

  5. The people demand an option to listen to Howl WITH ads because we love capitalism.

    By lilgaryunger,
    • 0 replies
    • 490 views

  6. Fun slang kids; Call finishing off a carton of orange juice "pulling a reverse Nicole Brown Simpson"

    By Pat Chaddams,
    • 0 replies
    • 351 views

  7. Your honor, I'm sorry, I only chopped up those fruits to please the elusive Blenderman.

    By Pat Chaddams,
    • 0 replies
    • 342 views

  8. I prefer Fraggle Jazz.

    By JordanMaywood,
    • 0 replies
    • 389 views

  9. To Tony Hawk fails on a skateboard are like nails on a chalkboard.

    By JordanMaywood,
    • 0 replies
    • 428 views

  10. They say having itchy palms means you will soon come into money which is why I think my home made poison ivy gloves will sell like hotcakes!

    By JordanMaywood,
    • 0 replies
    • 411 views

  11. Opinions are like Onions spelled incorrectly.

    By JordanMaywood,
    • 0 replies
    • 322 views

  12. Marriage is like the Borg. It has a queen and resistance is futile and nano-bots.

    By JordanMaywood,
    • 0 replies
    • 369 views

  13. I'm an awesome ventriloquist, even if I do say so myself.

    By clevernickname,
    • 0 replies
    • 234 views

  14. Some folks call 'em hoagies, other people call 'em grinders, but to me they're just vaginas.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 407 views

  15. I don't have a horse in this race. I AM a horse in this race. I do however have a horse in the next race - my son, Uninvested Observing Horse Jr.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 0 replies
    • 399 views

  16. Worms and sunflower seeds? Man, that stuff's for the birds ya dig.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
    • 0 replies
    • 355 views

  17. Some say "live every day like your last", but I say live everyday like it’s 420, am I right officer.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
    • 0 replies
    • 319 views

  18. MuscleWizard casts Fistmissile with a natural 20. Your move, Barbariamutant.

    By WhackyZackyLearman,
    • 0 replies
    • 281 views

  19. Not catching any fish? Just fish harder , fuckknuckle

    By yodellingwalrus,
    • 0 replies
    • 490 views

  20. You can split the bill, or split an atom, you can even get a split at the bowling alley - but you can't split up my parents, they're just too in-love.

    By henrysoup,
    • 0 replies
    • 419 views

  21. Breakfast time and I'm feelin' fine. Dinner time and unfortunately I've deteriorated dramatically throughout the day.

    By henrysoup,
    • 0 replies
    • 443 views

  22. There's going to be two hits: Me hitting you, and then us writing a hit song about it and living off the royalties for the rest of our lives

    By Droopy Staggerhouse,
    • 0 replies
    • 485 views

  23. aint no holler back girl, aint no holler back girl, she just holler girl now, brokeback mountain ruined her

    By yodellingwalrus,
    • 0 replies
    • 399 views

  24. Shout-out to Billy Crudup, your name could've been Billy Crap-up or even Billy Shit-up, but you kept things classy... Priceless

    By Pat Chaddams,
    • 0 replies
    • 301 views

  25. Cheese on a stick isn't cheese on a stick if it doesn't have a stick; it's just cheese.

    By lilgaryunger,
    • 0 replies
    • 447 views
×