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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. 9/11 jokes are rarely done in good t–Oh fuck, look out for that fucking plane!

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  2. jalapenos hella fine

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  3. Go lick some fudge, you lucky pudge

    By EricWeaver,
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  4. O, Choctaw, Choctaw, wherefore art thou Choctaw?

    By nubguy,
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  5. And in the end, the love you get is equal to the love you pay for.

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. I think you hear me knockin', and I think I'm comin' in, and I've got a whole armload of Denis Leary DVD's I'd like you to watch with me.

    By CPiz,
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  7. Affirmative Snake-Eyes, we militarized your sperm. We call it G.I. Jizzum.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  8. I came here to kick ass & chew bubblegum, but my legs are tired & I'm all out of gum. What's your name again? It's so hard to remember. Come back w...

    By astrobuoy,
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  9. Tensions are high, but so am I

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  10. la di da di i eat from your potty

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Oh shit, I had the catchphrase all prepared, but I think I lost it, ah here it is, welcome to comedy bang bang

    By Mr. Snake Farm,
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  12. My wife's cooking is so bad, I have to hire prostitutes

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  13. On a somber note, I regret to inform you that Ben Stein has passed away today. On a side note, who will Win Ben Stein's Money?!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  14. I'd like my money back for this box of cereal please. I thought it said "Brain Flakes"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. I start each morning by smoking some weed, watching the first 10 minutes of Footloose, listening to my favorite Bob Marley song, all while enjoying...

    By beezyharps,
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  16. Regardless of the fact that he is an Erik Estrada-look alike contest winner, that's MY phillips-head screwdriver and I want it back!

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  17. What happens in Stoke-on-trent stays in Stoke-on-trent

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. Macrame your own marmalade to reduce spread of infection.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  19. ​Bang Bang 6:9-13 This, then, is how you should pray: “‘Our dear Scott in podcast heaven, Hot Saucerman be your name, 10 your guests will come, your

    By nubguy,
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  20. For sale: 1996 Honda Civic. Some blood stains. Low mileage. Selling cheap as my Husband's son won't let me be independent any more

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  21. I'm at uni taking a massive shit, or as the dean puts it , "get the hell off my toaster you inbred freak"

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  22. How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. Two who? To get to the other side.

    By NoahLieberman,
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  23. You see that sugar-crusted lens over there? Smile, you're on candied camera.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  24. The Satyr was sadder than anyone at the seder, He wanted to solder the set for his satire instead.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  25. I died and went to heaven and when I arrived at the pearly gates God just kept telling everyone that James Lipton can go fuck himself.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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