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Hot Saucerman- The Story of the World Famous Scottabot (The Widow Howlapp Chronicles): The Scott Aukerman Autobiography, ghost written by Reggie Watts

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, and she never was quite the same after that.

What are you doing in my swamp?!

Vape Life

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee, and more often than not, challenge you to a staring contest.

TheVoblex v Shampoodler: Dawn of Justice - No matter who wins, everyone loses.

Comedy Bang Bang VR: Now you can feel what it's like to be inside Scott Aukerman!

Hail HYDRA

Dear Santa, My name's Timmy and I am 4 years old. I've been really good this year, and all I want for Christmas is the downfall of society, the extinction of humanity, the decay of the planet, and the inevitable heat-death of the universe. Or a hot wheels.

You win some, you lose some, you Dim Sum. That's life.

When in doubt, Earwolf out.

I should be working, but instead, I'm working on Comedy Bang Bang Catchphrase submissions.

Catchingphrase - a well-known sentence or phrase, typically one that is associated with a particular famous person, Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber.

The last person who sent Scott Aukerman a Would You Rather submission at his home address was never heard from again.