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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo burgers.

    By dirtyvicar,
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  2. Taste the rainbow. Go on, taste it. You know you want to. It's okay, no one's looking. Taste it! Yeah, like that. Taste it real good.

    By dirtyvicar,
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    • 409 views

  3. Oh, boy, does that mini-fridge-sized-box look like it might contain an amazing mattress with 10" of foam layers! This catchphrase sponsored by Leesa M

    By nubguy,
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    • 413 views

  4. If this anus bleaching goes south, I want a drum circle at my memorial service.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 396 views

  5. I'd rather pee on your body cast than be on your podcast.

    By SeanThunderdreams,
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    • 261 views

  6. #SnowedInSnowdenInSnowDen .

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 307 views

  7. If there's one thing I've learned from movies it's that cool guys can strike a match on any surface and it lights the first time, every time.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 340 views

  8. Red sky in the morning, sailor's warning. Red sky at night, sailor's been dipping into the LSD again, better not let him steer the boat

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 333 views

  9. Do female Sarlacc shave their pits?

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 339 views

  10. Wake me up before your show-show because I suffer with serious FOMO, which is a fear of missing out for those of you with an aversion to acronyms.

    By Squallusmagee,
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    • 291 views

  11. I'm no gorilla, but I would die to be your Haram-Bae

    By Squallusmagee,
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    • 433 views

  12. Last time I checked, I was playing in the NHL

    By debop wow,
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    • 272 views

  13. Don't believe the liberal media, Jesus had tons of kids

    By debop wow,
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    • 261 views

  14. I Tawt I Taw a Side-by-Side. But I could be wrong...

    By nubguy,
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    • 365 views

  15. As far as characters go, I consider Donkey to be mediocre and Shrek to be a meaty Ogre.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 366 views

  16. Cody had just started his first day as engineer at Comedy Bang Bang, and he was already starting to think this had been a terrible idea. It was after

    By nubguy,
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    • 408 views

  17. Next week on Running Wild with Bear Grylls, watch Scott Aukerman climb a mountain, and eat Chupacabra's left kidney.

    By nubguy,
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    • 398 views

  18. Board your windows, lock your doors, head, shoulders, knees and bears, oh my.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  19. Slap-shod Trans-god's ram-rod's ham bod's sham wad fans Bob

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 366 views

  20. my imaginary job brings me to the states you know, so I got THAT going for me

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 296 views

  21. You know what they say about big feet, They're 9 feet tall, hairy, ape-like creatures rumored to be found in the Pacific Northwest.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 323 views

  22. Maybe I can't write you a symphony, but I CAN shoot boogers onto a canvas. I'm a real Wolfgang Amadeus Nose-Art

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 314 views

  23. Chimminy chonga the chongese chimmin

    By JacobCorona,
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    • 368 views

  24. Which member of the Black Eyed Peas was in X-Men Origins: Wolverine and Rio? I'll check Will I.M.D.B.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 407 views

  25. Well, well, well, we'll wheel well walls well, well, whenever.

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
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