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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hello to all my cellos and fine fellows

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  2. If you're dizzy now just wait til the vampire apocalypse.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  3. I've heard of demonstrative pronouns, but this is ridiculous.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  4. I'm a tenured college professor, & I'm tired of not being taken seriously just because my name is Dinky-Winky McFricketypop Jumpaloony Cotton-Bloop.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  5. Quick question: how historically valuable is Abraham Lincoln's stovepipe hat, and how much trouble would I be in if I barfed in it?

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  6. They say Seinfeld was a show about nothing, but I always thought it was about four friends who lived in New York City.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  7. When it rains, it pours. And when it pours, it floods. RIP Uncle Tom.

    By JustTickleMe,
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  8. My teaching is a finger pointing at the moon. I mean look at that dumb moon up there. It’s so dumb.

    By hjvjhjhgkgjbkb,
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  9. Either I'm a vampire or I need to start taking better care of my teeth because everything tastes like blood

    By JustTickleMe,
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  10. I'm rubber you're glue, welcome to Jen's cubicle.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  11. Meagan's Afro is a two timing snake, but you didn't hear it from me.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  12. You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. But you catch the most flies with honey-flavored fly poison.

    By hjvjhjhgkgjbkb,
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  13. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, over the next few months, the prosecution will try to convince u this isn't a picture of a sasquatch penis.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  14. Jumpin jack flash was the probably the easiest stunt Evel Knieval ever pulled off

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  15. Marvelous night for a moondance my ass. Call me when you graduate meterology school Van Morrison.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  16. Maybe they should've named her Princess Survive. But hey, hindsight is 20-20, unlike her driver's vision.

    By JustinWescott,
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  17. You can call me Virgil, or Mr. Tibbs if you're nasty.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  18. Trump's a chump but I'd still pump his rump until the dumps jumped out in clumps.

    By Pure Guava,
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  19. You win some, you lose some, you Dim Sum. That's life.

    By nubguy,
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  20. I had two names for you...

    By Justa Punn,
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  21. Hail HYDRA

    By nubguy,
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  22. Comedy Bang Bang VR: Now you can feel what it's like to be inside Scott Aukerman!

    By nubguy,
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  23. Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, I'm Patrick McMahon LIVE!

    By ElGatoRoboto,
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  24. My saxophone squeaks when I don't blow it just right. My boyfreind squeaks when I... well... let's just say I married a rusty tractor.

    By JustinWescott,   
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  25. It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Sheryl. Have you even read the bible?

    By JustinWescott,   
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