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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. TheVoblex v Shampoodler: Dawn of Justice - No matter who wins, everyone loses.

    By nubguy,
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  2. All the single ladies. All the single ladies. Ah, the singularity. And now we're robots.

    By JustinWescott,
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  3. I think I'm turning Japanese. I think I'm turning Japanese. I really...wait... Sorry, false alarm.

    By JustinWescott,
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    • 340 views

  4. God made Adam and Eve, not Frodo-inspired novelty cock rings for his etsy store

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. I never did figure out how to set the cock on my VCR

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. Rihanna queeves on Keanu Reeves

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. Bye, Bye, Miss American Pie and Hi, Hi, Mister Russian Pierogi.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  8. Help, I'm trapped under this rubble... Barney Rubble, that is

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. 1001 10110001 means hello and goodbye.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  10. If you want to hide a Tree Whitaker, hide it in a Forest Whittaker

    By kicker_of_elves,
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  11. Cursed with a calf girth larger than a full grown male hippo, garth found it hard to pull ladies at the bowling alley

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  12. Ex boyfriend best boyfriend, guuuurrrllll

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  13. Back in my day, a "down load" was when a man shot little feathers out of his urethra

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. No Harry Potter, you can't have sex with your potions instructor. That would be Statutory Snape!

    By RimjobJimbob,
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  15. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee, and more often than not, challenge you to a staring contest.

    By nubguy,
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  16. As she entered the pleasure tub,the occupants gasped.Such low-hanging breasts were rarely seen round these parts.She flicked her cigarette confidently

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. Don't call them midgets. Text them midgets. Them damn midgets never answer their phones.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  18. STD transmission in nursing homes is a serious issue and nothing to laugh about, I'm Scott Aukerman.

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. Chief Dickjoke slay many open mic, him 2 minute scrotum pole chunk big medicine.

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. jim jams all up in my spot officer, remove them or face the wrath of the lizard king aka wizard spouse aka pre nuptial agreements

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  21. Only smart people listen to podcasts. Everyone else are poo poo heads.

    By Bigsmak,
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  22. A-tisket, a-tasket, my dog's casket was a wicker basket.

    By kicker_of_elves,
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  23. Red Rover, red Rover, I call bullshit on the official 9/11 narrative

    By RimjobJimbob,
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  24. Alan Rickman's main afflictions are high-brow herpes and common diction

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. I saw my entire future in her eyes.And at some point in that future a flaming runaway sausage cart goes barreling into a funeral home.It was true love

    By CaptPukeFish,
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