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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Well I'll be a monkey's uncle, and my sister will be banned from the zoo.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  2. And now Senator McCarthy conducting the House Un-American Orchestra featuring Dalton Trumbone.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 328 views

  3. Sorry handicapped friends, I'm leaving you behind. You don't dance, and if you don't dance then you're no friends of mine.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 409 views

  4. On the road there is a car. In the car there is a man. On the man there is a hole. In the hole there is a turd. That's why he's driving so fast.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  5. Don't do me like that Tom Petty, I have hemorrhoids. (In this scenario Tom Petty is initiating anal sex with someone who has hemorrhoids)

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. The man reminded me of a snake oil salesman, in that he was a man that was always going around selling snake oil.

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. I used to think Revenge was a dish best served cold, but then I tried cold Revenge and boy is it yucky,

    By K'uuRtMacKrreber,
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  8. I heard that if you tip the masseuse an extra $50 you get a cancelled ABC TV show starring Adam Pally and Casey Wilson

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 305 views

  9. Fumpty Dumpty

    By NoahWesleyParks,
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  10. "You dirty rat!" I yelled, as I scrubbed my rat clean against my washboard abs.

    By hjvjhjhgkgjbkb,
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    • 561 views

  11. Why even bother calling me if you're not going to heed my advice? Either find a new doctor or stop your monkey kids from jumping on the bed.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  12. No wurst: there is nong

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. Annnnnnnnd scene

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  14. Courage lies in the oesophagus of the weak

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  15. As an avid Australian I disagree with everything you're saying and request a palaver with your eldest dog

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  16. I now know that Bono ate no tripe at Michael Stipe's bonfire tonight.

    By EricWeaver,
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  17. Ludacris looted the loft for Kris Kross' last Krispy Kreme.

    By EricWeaver,
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  18. All aboard the Soft Giggle Express!

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  19. Spread it on Thicke. Is what I said to Alan while he buttered my toast.

    By Justa Punn,
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  20. Mayor McCheese, same question. How do we make milkshake lake more whimsical,and given what we now know about Grimace,is the death penalty too lenient?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. This is Dangerfield to Major Tom, we're all gonna get laid!

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. Every year I mean to celebrate Passover but I always end up skipping it.

    By BroccoLily Rabe,
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  23. If you can't find powdered butter at the store just buy powdered cream and churn it yourself.

    By BroccoLily Rabe,
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  24. Real men don't resist primal urges to shit on piles of raw meat

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 315 views

  25. Alright, I'm gonna try and make it through this thing, but I do have the squirts

    By RyanAlexanderDean,
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