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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. How many monkeys you think Tarzan boned before Jane showed up? It's not zero.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 341 views

  2. I dedicate this episode to all the virgins out there. Thanks for fucking nothing.

    By BrotherRabbit,
    • 1 reply
    • 332 views

  3. The best way to tell that The Moon Landing was fake is to notice that none of them walked backwards to a funky beat.

    By BrotherRabbit,
    • 1 reply
    • 351 views

  4. .fool silly a I'm .Bang Bang Comedy to Welcome

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 277 views

  5. Don't you wish they titled the Godfather films like the Alien franchise? The main problem with that third one is that it isn't called The Godfather cubed

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 291 views

  6. With CGI de-aging, we can finally see how it all began in First Vegas

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 257 views

  7. Nobody personifies the dichotomy between light and dark like Alabaster Crowley

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
    • 0 replies
    • 258 views

  8. I've been reading a book of matches. I didn't expect to get much out of it, but it's a real page-burner

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
    • 0 replies
    • 271 views

  9. Some people just want to rub another man's rhubarb

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
    • 0 replies
    • 260 views

  10. It's time to take a stand. Then we'll see how much lemonade he sells. Little shit

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
    • 0 replies
    • 268 views

  11. I always take requests. I just never play them.

    By BrotherRabbit,
    • 0 replies
    • 262 views

  12. Hey baby, do you have a beef carpet? And if so, does it match your curtains? Because you got those.

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 291 views

  13. If the shoe fits… Shove it up your ass.

    By BrotherRabbit,
    • 0 replies
    • 254 views

  14. Is making your butt clap considered a Crouching Ovation?

    By BrotherRabbit,
    • 0 replies
    • 282 views

  15. Yippie-ki-yay, Morgan Freeman

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
    • 0 replies
    • 239 views

  16. Peter North's house didn't come with a popcorn ceiling. He did that himself

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
    • 0 replies
    • 238 views

  17. I'm like that blind guy who climbed Everest, my head's in the clouds and I lack vision

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
    • 0 replies
    • 232 views

  18. Smooth Criminal was written by a criminal who REALLY liked smooth surfaces

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
    • 0 replies
    • 249 views

  19. This is the show that puts the laff in the shaffa-laffa-derp-doy

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
    • 0 replies
    • 228 views

  20. You say you like it better, but I'm actually much better at liking it than you are. Cuz I like it more

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
    • 0 replies
    • 216 views

  21. What do we want? No more procrastination! When do we want it? Soon!

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
    • 0 replies
    • 213 views

  22. Revenge is a dish best served so hot it burns the roof of their mouth a little. Maybe they'll think twice next time before murdering my pa

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
    • 0 replies
    • 210 views

  23. Clutch your valuables tightly cuz you're takin' a ride on the funny bus

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
    • 0 replies
    • 215 views

  24. No sir, my ass isn't dumb at all! My ass actually attended Brown University and graduated with di-STINK-tion!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 213 views

  25. I love Anonymous sex but the Guy Fawkes masks do make it hard to kiss.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 273 views
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