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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Sonny Rollins used to play his sax on the Bridge to Tarabithia.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  2. As a human living among dinosaurs I can tell you that Tyrannosaurus Rex was a Tyrannosaurus mess when Sheila left him.

    By Frenchfries,
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  3. I picked a hell of a day to quit eating corndogs.

    By ChazFremontIII,   
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  4. Critics everywhere are calling it...a podcast.

    By ChazFremontIII,   
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  5. Harvey Korman once told me the secret to life, but he's dead now so I guess I can just forget about that.

    By ChazFremontIII,   
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  6. I’m not sheepish. I’d rather get Ha-Ha’s than Bah-Bah Baby bye bye bye’s.

    By JesseSkewes,
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  7. Well my name is Rappin' Scott and I'm here to say that I shave my thighs the old fashioned way.

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. faster faster, googly eyed fat blaster better obey his master

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  9. ive heard of nasty women/ ive seen their work firsthand: they vote with the aid of the civil war dead and will soon be in command.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. ps - im your biggest van helsing

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. collars and ties and just close your eyes and just close your eyes

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. These are Caesar's Salad Days

    By Leafmeister,
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  13. Do these genies make my ass crack look fabulous or what, now how's about them hairy cankles?

    By greazey_bob,
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  14. Must be nice, crusty rice with a side of red-tailed rusty lice. Put that in your Skype and stroke it

    By greazey_bob,
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  15. Don't smoke dope if you're already in an air balloon

    By TroyHeesch,
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  16. Trick or treat us, smell my fetus, give us something good or beat us, whips and chains, ass or brains, just to feel alive

    By greazey_bob,
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  17. when i was trying to buy my solar panel the guy was trying to rip me off and then didnt show for ages etcetc, so when i paid for it eventually i did s

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. Halloween might be over, but you can celebrate my hallowed ween any day

    By ChristiaanHendriksen,
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  19. Madam, for the last time, I beg you, cover up your flamingos genitals.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. Can a blind person seashells?

    By Pure Guava,
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  21. I wouldn't do that if I was Yu. Then again, Yu is Asia's greatest stuntman.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. That's when I noticed it. The mystical stench of a unicorn's dick.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  23. act like you know acting's stupid

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. "You're the apple of my eye" he whispered toward the syringe. Then he jammed the fucking needle full of apple juice into his fucking eye.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  25. the wanton won-ton in the tauntaun's tumtum weighs so heavy that it's practically plumbum

    By KrangkaDelic,
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