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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. my fart *in hiding* stirred for a turd

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. Nip slips sink ships

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. Boss Hogg's Hoss Bog got snogged on a hops blog

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  4. Whoa, Nelly! Slow that rap doooowwwwnnn

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  5. I go to the depressed horror icon store for the low (Vincent) Prices

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  6. If you can't beat 'em...you're probably using the brass knuckles wrong.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  7. Eggplant emoji. Welcome to today's show. Eggplant emoji.

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. a friend named dean is a friend indeed, eny other friends with fake names like "Jonathon" need to get the hell offa my porch

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  9. This aint a joke it's a God, damn, catchphrase! The best one ever.

    By Bigsmak,
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  10. I once saw a man smelling a dogs behind. They are now married.

    By Bigsmak,
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  11. I blame the poor sales of Rice Soggies on the mascots Squish, Crumpled and Plop!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  12. We were so poor growing up that none of our tuxedos had tails, we had to share monocles and worst of all we had to wear bottom hats!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  13. Living with Hacksaw Jim Duggan was great cause I had free room and board and board.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  14. We could not decide if we should use the voodoo doll or not and had to move on so we put a pin in it

    By JordanMaywood,
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  15. Cheese Please? Mozzarella May I? Can I Camembert? Gimme Gouda? Cheese Whiz or Die?

    By JordanMaywood,
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  16. For my next trick, I'll unleash ungodly terror on everyone in this auditorium. Just kidding, I'm just gonna guess your card, sir.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  17. Tic Tac Toe, ducks in a row. Slow till you can't see the snow snow snow.

    By yeezy-does-it,
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  18. Christopher Guest guessed he was a guest at the Christopher fest.

    By yeezy-does-it,
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  19. Sir, I appreciate the anal sex and the handjob but what I actually asked was "Is Jack Reacher around?"

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  20. You go in the cage. Cage goes in the water. You go in the water. Shark's in the water. You have a 3-way with Nicholas Cage and a shark.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. I've seen Countless vampire movies, but in my opinion, the best ones have Counts in them

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  22. How do you submit a comedy bin bling catch phrase into hot lockers man?.com

    By KyleSharie,
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  23. M-I-C- See ya real soon K-E-Y- Why, because you're Mickey Rourke and I'm your parole officer.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  24. if you are what you eat then when am i gonna meet the 3-cheese blasted cracker of my dreams?

    By KyleSharie,
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  25. im so rich i do be wearin 4 wheel drive pyjamas and all i do be doin

    By KrangkaDelic,
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