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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Trump that bitch? I hardly even know that bitch! But I will grab her by the pussy.

    By Spagnostic,
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  2. I had a kid. His name was Sid. He told a fib. So I left him and his mother forever.

    By Tampon Manpookiss,
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    • 243 views

  3. I'm no Chinese Astrologer but I think you're a cock

    By Rod Ogg,   
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  4. God made me perfect just the way I am. And I have a boner.

    By Rod Ogg,   
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  5. Installing the clapper on my radio has really changed the way I listen to We Will Rock You.

    By Rod Ogg,
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  6. Itemizing deductions? Now that's taxing.

    By dhxlive,
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  7. Remember that time Dr House got the diagnostic right on his first try?

    By Bigsmak,
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  8. The marble rolls off a big, flat Star Trek hat, down a dreadlock, onto a scarf, and down a long flowy top. That's how my Whoopi Goldberg machine works

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  9. I only ordered this mattress because I needed a box to store my mini-fridge.

    By ChazFremontIII,   
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  10. I wake up every morning feeling like P Diddy; Confused as to what my name is and what exactly I do other than rap poorly.

    By ZacAltairHolbrook,   
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  11. here's a tip waitress - work for a fixed wage that ensures you dont rely on begging. headshot!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. Cloudy with a chance of skee-ball? I like those odds, counselor.

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. Bagels and lox did kegels in socks and all of it happened in Tula

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  14. If it looks like a truck, swims like a truck, and quacks like a truck, then what you have there sir is a swimming, quacking truck

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. What's up, the concept of hotdogs?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  16. OK Danny, You can leave Santa's Workshop to become a film composer but you'll need a convincing human alias.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  17. I visited the set of Inglourious Basterds during filming but while I was there SOMEONE bent all my Fass.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  18. Those who Kant, teach philosophy

    By swagmonet,
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  19. To clarify, I prefer it when you call me medium-sized Poppa

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  20. No, I said you should try and BOWL a turkey! Now get your dick out of that bird!

    By ChazFremontIII,   
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  21. Boy, I'm feeling a little cocky just now. Sorry, I promised I wouldn't work blue.

    By SirVizzle,
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  22. If April showers bring May flowers, then you know what Mayflowers bring...That's right, genocide!

    By ChazFremontIII,   
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  23. If there's a finer city thanStockton, California, I don't want to hear about it.

    By dhxlive,
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  24. All knots aren't tacos.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  25. I can't believe the price of the new PlayStation VR, I guess I'm a holo-cost denier.

    By Laurenfapkus,
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    • 387 views
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