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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I smell sex and candy and – to complete the trilogy of things you shouldn't take from strangers – shit

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. Dean Norris and Vin Diesel walk into a bar and it turns out to be just the right size for the two of them.

    By BlartPaulMallFart,
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  3. The in-flight movie this evening will the M Night Shyamalan classic The Last Airbender....excuse me sir?! Please don't open the airlock door.

    By Frenchfries,
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  4. People say I'm blind to feelings, but in reality I'm just blind as shit.

    By BlartPaulMallFart,
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  5. Kid Rock rocks so hard I almost want to put a shirt on.

    By BlartPaulMallFart,
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  6. Legaliza Minnelli it mon.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. The scent of your intent to provide content smells incompetent.

    By BlartPaulMallFart,
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  8. Professor Plum and Christopher Plummer are... Plum and Plummer

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. Chip's Efficient Fish n' Chips --

    By ninjamincho,
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  10. Garfield loves lasagna, but lasagna's heart belongs only to Jon

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  11. Life was simpler when I was a kid. Back then, the only thing our parents had to worry about was our plan to murder them in their sleep

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  12. The sooner you get off your fat ass and clean the bathroom, the sooner you'll be able to move on from the terrible tragedy that happened in there

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  13. Steely Dan should be a Steely Dan cover band. That way, people won't leave the show thinking Steely Dan sucks. They'll say "Pretty good cover band!"

    By NickSpannaus,
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  14. How would I know if my website visitors are unique if I've never even met them?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. Fun fact, the Bible was originally written in witches' blood

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  16. Get married, have kids and grow old with 'er? I hardly know 'er!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. No, I asked for twisty BRAD, the delivery guy slash contortionist

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. Clowns may be scary, but their carpooling skills are stupendous

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. Help, I'm trapped in a C+C Music Factory

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. People should stop using words they don't understand, it just sounds so umbilical

    By AlexDale,
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  21. Green screen, Martin Sheen. Red skull, Martin Mull

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. Well, I don't see what's so "fine" about these asbestos particles. If you ask me, they suck

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. In case you didn't notice, ANDREW Garfield also loves lasagna

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. With you it's always fish hats, fish hats, fish hats. Can't we ever talk about anything else?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. Out of the seventeen British bands that dress up like aliens, Fleetwood Mac and Me is by far the most talented.

    By Pure Guava,
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