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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Remember kids, a Snapple a day keeps the Snapple lady banished to Dimension X, or so I read under a particularly ominous cap.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  2. Oh, you miss the beloved Canadian comedian John Candy, I was worried something had happened to the stash of sweets I keep hidden in my toilet.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  3. "The end is neiiiigghhhhhhh!" said a panicky, prophetic pony who mistakenly boarded the Elmer's shuttle.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  4. Flashback: Dinosaur times, T Rex tearing into a helpless Triceratops. Flash forward: Present Day, Trump grabs some pussy. Connect the dots America.

    By Frenchfries,
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  5. Lately I find myself thinking what's the point, then I remember it's the thing that I put at the end of my sentences.

    By Frenchfries,
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  6. This is an insider's guide to getting kicked and being called names in the beige carpet-lined hallways of this subpar Wolfcool knockoff.

    By onarga,
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  7. I gotta tell you I’m really digging these new 2017 holes, they’re way better than last years.

    By Justa Punn,
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  8. As red as my hemorrhoid flare up, is how I tell the waiter how I like my steak cooked. If you have to inquire further, maybe waiting isn't your game

    By Justa Punn,
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  9. Help I’m being held in captivity and forced to write catchphrases, please send help to dungeon c/o Earwolf Studios located at...

    By Justa Punn,
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  10. I got bedroom eyes and breakfast nook thighs come take a spin on this ride I call passion.

    By Shampoodler,
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  11. Oh great, another mouth to feed. I wish I'd never taken this job at the Fukushima Nuclear Power Plant

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  12. I like my coffee like I like my women; made of 90% water and blocking my adenosine molecule receptors thereby increasing dopamine levels in my system.

    By maiden_tie_juan,
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  13. Opinions are like Assholes, everyone's got 'em, 'cept for Ol' No-Butthole-Nancy. She never had any opinions about anything.

    By maiden_tie_juan,
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  14. Three out of five dentists recommend sugarless gum, the other two don't give a shit what you chew

    By MichaelAnthony,
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  15. "Thanks for the advice no one asked for, what are you, fucking Yoda?", said my dad. But the truth was that I had been fucking Yoda for almost a year.

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. Great Spider Joke

    By Tedman,
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  17. You, Uncle Sam. Me, Hagar. Let's Red, White, and Blue Rocker this bitch!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  18. If the cast of Hamilton had just asked the future Vice President to join them on stage, he would have gotten his comeuppence

    By gordonvision,
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  19. Kriss Kross applesauce, Bel Biv Divoe chocolate pudding

    By maiden_tie_juan,
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  20. I wanna whole lotta love, fries, and a coke.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  21. “I’ll give you everything I’ve got, you little pizza mime,” said John to the diminutive Italian dumbshow artist who was holding him at gunpoint.

    By bale_of_hail,
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  22. Sorry for the misunderstanding, ma'am. I thought "big box store" meant something else entirely

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. You can grab your crotch, and you can grab your toddler, but you can't grab your toddler's crotch.

    By TimothyMcAleer,
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  24. Fool me once, shame on me. Fail to acknowledge that you've failed to fool me more than 1000 times, shame on you.

    By The Shrekronomicon,
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  25. While imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, getting my username read on a podcast doesn't give me the exposure I feel I have earned.

    By The Shrekronomicon,
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