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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Abominable snowman? Nay. Adorable snowman, just unkempt and misunderstood.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  2. Hats on sideways?! Hats on backwards?! What's next?! Hats on my feet?!

    By Thedge,
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  3. “excellence is in the price of the trick” – Harry Houdini & Harry Hoedini

    By Justa Punn,
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  4. You know what else is part of a complete breakfast? ...

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  5. Don’t call me Al, and I won’t call you Betty. Deal?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. I don’t want to end up in a cartoon unless it’s that one with the cross-dressing Bugs Bunny.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. I need a photo opportunity, a shot a redemption, a Volvo with a rotomolded bust of George Carlin, and a tiny saxophone with pearly white keys.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Help me sir for I am lost angeles

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  9. i member when sea shells were low key

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. The trouble with board games is they don't always say sorry

    By dhxlive,
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  11. It's the tiniest things that matter the most, like Colombian beans and cinnamon toast.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  12. Terms and conditions? No, pick one, and while your at, increase the font size.

    By dhxlive,
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  13. "Ain't no sunshine when she's gone, proving my ex-wife would rathre life on earth end than be with me

    By PamGriersLegs,
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  14. "Sticks and stones may break my bones, so just in case, my safety word is pumpernickel"

    By PamGriersLegs,   
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  15. "It must be jelly, cause jam sends me into anaphylactic shock, course maybe that's the peanut butter"

    By PamGriersLegs,
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  16. "The more I think about it, selling sea shells by the sea shore is an awful business model"

    By PamGriersLegs,
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  17. Polishing a turd never smelled this damn fine.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  18. If you seafood something, sayfood something.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. Saw a TV listing called “Soups and Smoothie” and thought it was a documentary about an old jazz duo. But it was just an infomercial for a blender.

    By Justa Punn,
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  20. Everybody Wang Chungs here, Derek. Everybody. Don't you want to have fun tonight? Don't you want Leader to see you having fun?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. If my Papa was a rollin' stone and my Mama was a Toblerone, how was I conceived if my father fucked a candy bar?

    By Tickle The Grundle,
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  22. I'd rather be stripped to the waist than dissed and disgraced.

    By philosoraptor21,
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  23. A Canadian asshole is equivalent to an average New Yorker

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. I got the music in me. I got the music in me. I got the music in me. Seriously the music is in me. Its in my veins. Oh god it burns. Help me please.

    By parmarama,
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  25. All I want for Christmas is my left nut back. I made a really bad bargain to get Hamilton tickets.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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