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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Reminder: the Paul F. Tompkins enamel pin is available in the Earwolf store! He looks great in his Sunday best, heā€™ll look great on your Sunday vestā„¢

    By Justa Punn,
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  2. Blazing Saddles. Masterpiece comedic film. Also the name of an uncomfortable horseback ride whilst riddled with hemorrhoids.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  3. I knew I was in the jungle, but I didn't know I was gonna die. Pardon my lack of decorum sir, but this really puts a blueberry sandwich in my pajamas.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. my dick's got length as well as a hole. beat that, ladies.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. This is literarily the worst book I've ever read

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. These Roy Rogers DVDs really ought to come with a Trigger warning

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. Maybe I'm being too literal, but my idea of a space opera would have had Pavarotti as Obi Wan and Placido Domingo as the Emperor or Mace Windu.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  8. 'Twats written in the stars...wait no. I read that wrong. Twat's written on the stairs.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. Ancient Egyptian curses aside, that was one jolly-good expedition, eh chaps?!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  10. You may be Crow Baby Son of the Eagle Wasp, but you most certainly are NOT my pool boy.

    By Pelican Dunce,
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  11. I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it! Really, how could I possibly hide my forehead prison tattoo which reads EXCITED in large font?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  12. It truly is hip to be square, which is why I've started stuffing myself into a sturdy cubed box for the sleeping hours. Someday, someday...

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  13. From brow to brim and tip to taint, itā€™s the encyclopedic compendium of all things Bang Bang. This is good improv, uh, comedy.

    By Justa Punn,
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  14. New CBB charity ā€˜food for thoughtā€™ to help starving writers in third world countries fight poetry. Please give today.

    By Justa Punn,
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  15. Romanced a dancer near a lancer, raised from her trance, I'm now a necromancer

    By dhxlive,
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  16. Render unto Caesar with one hand, render unto God with the other, see which fills up faster.

    By UniversalLove,
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  17. ā€œIā€™m gonna make your soul bleedā€ ā€“ Jessie Ventura / Pornstar (probably)/ Freddy Kruger-esque night demon / Mamma Daphneā€™s House of Chicken & Waffles

    By Justa Punn,
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  18. Brown liquor before bed, purple head. Clear liquor of an evening, your whole family will die in a car accident on their way to visit your mother

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  19. My father cast a pretty big shadow, which explains why he's no longer a casting director.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. Weā€™ve got sex acupuncturist Dr. Richard Chinch, the worldā€™s smallest Santa St. Nucleus, and 80ā€™s glam rocker Gary Nebulon all not on todayā€™sā€¦

    By Justa Punn,
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  21. My shit is so hot, I'd put Armitage Shanks out of business

    By Poorado,   
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  22. Does the Pope shit in the woods?

    By ImDevinAnderson,
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  23. I apologize for my nervous tick, but he had a really traumatic childhood.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  24. A brace of coneys. A cob of corn. A pile of anchovies. And a yo of mammas. This is going to be a fine meal indeed.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Iā€™m a cowboy. On a steel horse I ride. Iā€™m wanted by the Bakersfield Super Walmart for shoplifting Star Wars LEGOs.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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