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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Why weren’t Christopher Plummer and Richard Drainpipe cast as the Mario Brothers? Those were the two best actor name puns for this joke in any genre.

    By Justa Punn,
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  2. They say drowning is the worst way to die. I say it's drowning in piss.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. The melodies, the felonies, some jellybeans, and the bourgeoisie

    By RyanAlexanderDean,
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  4. Keep it in your pants Muffin Man. I don't know you like that.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. I've been thinking about growing a beard. Or buying one I haven’t decided yet.

    By Justa Punn,
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  6. Oh you slutty, slutty grandmas!

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. Are we just going to lay here all night having sexual intercourse, or are you going to invite me up for a drink? *wink wink

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  8. Come in here dear boy have a cigar you're gonna smell farts.

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. remember its December, so dismember this member's member, Gembers, then toss it in the embers

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. Tough job?U betcha. But you can't beat that look in a hobo's eye when you hand him a 50 dollar bill for his other, fresh, surgically-removed hobo-eye.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  11. Iridescent tentacles writhe in the black void of interstellar death and decay...

    By LMNOPeehole,
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  12. Walt White's alt-right, small, light malt's tight, alright?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. Whilst I am a walkin', and I strutteth my stuff, oh dearest me I am so strungeth out!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  14. Beware of fake catchphrases

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. I wandered the world looking for happiness, and it turned out to be right here in my backyard sex cult

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  16. With all due respect, your honor, you've got a fairly narrow definition of the term "horse lover"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. With its last act, the space council finds you, Captain John Q. FishTits, guilty of high treason and inter-dimensional espionage. What say U?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  18. A solo bolo makes the most sense. Honestly, how could someone with one neck wear two bolo ties?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  19. Hay una brisa fresca aqui en las montaines. Quiero hacer un catchphrase pero necissito apprender mucho mas espanol, en Espana.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. Thank me, Rank me, Spank me, Tank me, Oh ye oh Yank me; chiefly with hankie, henceforth with haste, dear yankee! You are a stench!

    By BLOOOR,
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  21. Gimme sleaze, gimme fleas, gimme hand-foot-and-mouth disease. Fly overseas to my Portuguese premises, bend at the knees for my Japanese squeeze cheese

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. For a quaint riverbank there sure is a lot of couples fucking

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. All I did was ask for a kiss. I'm sorry I confused the words mistletoe and cameltoe, but I bet it's a more common mistake than you'd think.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  24. All the frauleins love my bratwurst!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  25. Welcome to the only show where you'll hear about Frosty's corn cob knob.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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