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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. With divisive federal political rhetoric tearing the country apart, missed is the pivotal student council battle at Alaska's Far North school.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  2. Man is born free, and everywhere Alice in Chains.

    By Truth Beard,   
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  3. It’s not every day you get to crouch under the hot, knowing glare of Stanley “The Tooch” Tucci. It’s almost every day!

    By Cafe59,
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  4. The show with the most pubes per host: 75

    By dog_in_space,
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  5. Don't do rugs. They burn.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. Baseball legend Rollie Fingers fingered me in Raleigh

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  7. Cinco de Mayo's going to be a lot less fun now that all the jumping beans will be made in America. Thanks, Trump.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  8. The ben folds laundry show, presented by Osama bin Laden care

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  9. some stank in the bank is worth two office wanks

    By SSN,
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  10. Poor people catch trains and the flu

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  11. I avoided the noid like a bad case of hemorrhoids. And all I got for my trouble was cold pizza and a slimy ass crack.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  12. Extortion attempts foiled by a tepid broth, hath no fear

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  13. That playground must be a gangster’s paradise, because it’s always me and Coolio down by the schoolyard.

    By HugeTractsOfBland,
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  14. After as many husbands as full decades alive, time to say Zsa Zsa Ga-bye

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  15. My addiction to John Carney films ruined my life. John Carney films: Not even "Once"

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  16. Sure, JK Simmons is great in comedies, but in dramas I far prefer "You guys, I'm Totally Serious" Simmons.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  17. Now, I dont know that God is a man with a long white beard But a man fitting that description IS eyeballing all the Egyptian babies in my neighborhood

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  18. College was tough for me. I actually attempted suicide via suppository overdose. I guess you could say I was cramming for finals.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  19. I went to my first Christmas Key Party this weekend. I have no idea what going home with a stranger has to do with Christmas. Just jingling bells?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  20. You literally littered on my lovely littoral. How dare you. What's next? Leeringly loitering outside the local lottery lobby?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  21. Yes, I remade the mashed potato Devil's Tower from Close Encounters. No, not because of an alien message. I was carbo loading and felt artistic!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  22. Stranger Things is a show that aired in 2016, but that title could be used to summarize the year. I mean, 366 days? Come on!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  23. Sir Slaytang slings tent down by the Slut Shop.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Let’s all go to the lobby/Let’s all go to the lobby/Let’s all go to the lobby/And find the sumbitch that keeps splicing scenes from Eyes Wide Shut int

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. I’ve got a horse in the race, skin in the game, and my balls are in your court. Can you please have the bailiff drop them off in my office? Yes, in th

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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