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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Slap it up, flip it, rub it down...oh no! That slippery dolphin got away before I could finish his shiatsu massage!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  2. Whoever hacked my account and started posting catchphrases, stop it. Ur not funny and they're not funny. WTF is comedy bang bang? Kill urself.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. The internet is exactly like my butthole; full of adorable kittens.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. Batman. Amateur hour. If you should be afraid of anyone in tight underwear and a black mask, it's my neighbor Steve. Creepy crusader, indeed.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  5. If ur gonna live under my roof, ur gonna live by my rules. That's what makes it ironic that I'm killing u on the roof with my ruler.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  6. If you ask me the worst TV variety shows ever made were The Star Wars Holiday Special, and the even worse, Star Wars Holocaust Special.

    By Justa Punn,
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  7. Breaking News: Teashade Randy has left Portland metal band “Organica” to focus on his side project “Kale Suspender Mustache Wax”. Also in the news...

    By Justa Punn,
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  8. Gemma Pell Gemma Pell

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  9. At Cheesecake Factory, if you don't leave with our cream in your mouth, it's your own fault...and it is probably on your shirt.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  10. My shirt was Martinized by a guy named Fred they don’t even have anyone named Martin working there! Two stars, DO NOT recommend!

    By Justa Punn,
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  11. Jellyfish, meet Peanut Butter Fish and Bread Shark. That be the sandwich for me, says I. Yarrrr.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  12. The Game of Thrones I'm used to involves running around to music and the thrones disappearing each time it stops. And there are dragons.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  13. CBB backwards is BBC, so take that in.

    By Lannik,   
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  14. That's a nice set of door knockers you got. Now turn around and let me see that peephole.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  15. I'm a watercycle denier

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  16. He said “Hello, is there anybody in there?” I said “Help! I need somebody, help!” Firefighters sure pick the worst times to discuss music.

    By Justa Punn,
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  17. and to think you thought you knew the titles to things! well not in HERE, dickhead!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. You mean to tell me that the law says I can't go outside naked in the dead of winter and fire an AK in the air? This isn't the U.S. I know and love!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  19. Just a guy from a small town in the San Fernando Valley who wanted a better life. So he...

    By Justa Punn,
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  20. Would I do a Klondike bar? If we're being honest I've always wanted to. Ohhhh, WHAT would I do FOR a Klondike bar? I dunno, fuck one?

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. Once I find Atlantis, Noah's Ark and the Lost City of Z, there's only one thing left to discover...who let the dogs out. Who, indeed.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  22. In this era of supposedly making things great, what about those of us who are fine with civil and mediocre?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  23. I've been hearing about this Alt-Right command on computers. What does it do? Do I need a white keyboard to find the Right key?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  24. I did the Gallup Strengths Finder survey. Instead of giving me my top 5 traits at the end, it just gave me the phone number of a local therapist.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  25. I kissed her the bourbon slow sip off her bottom lip. Is how I’d talk tang with Mantzoukas after a few horns of ale

    By Justa Punn,
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