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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Some think I take corn too seriously. And when He Who Walks Behind the Rows begins his 1,007-year reign, they will pay dearly. WITH THEIR VERY SOULS

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Oh, I get three sides with that? OK, I’ll have the mashed potatoes, the fried okra, and, uhhh, ummmmmmmmm, uh, uhhhhhhhhhh, how about ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Don’t call it a come back, that was just premature ejaculation.

    By DaveSheir,
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  4. Where there's a will there's a clearly delineated plan for asset distribution.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  5. I love to sing-a / About the corn-a and the peas-a and the beans-a / About fields of green and a cob for three / I love to eat, I love to eat corn!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. I’m so metal, I’m like Bender’s mom’s only son’s niece’s only uncle.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. For heaven's sake, Gabriel, these pearly gates could use a new coat of paint.

    By McCoy and Dillon,
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  8. There is more than one way to skin a cat but only one of them gives me that warm, fuzzy feeling

    By drewxblood,
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  9. In a “Junior” type medical miracle, Jack Johnson and Sufjan Stevens are now the proud parents of Surfjam Stevens.

    By DaveSheir,
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  10. They say olive oil is good for your heart, but Popeye died a broken man.

    By Shampoodler,
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  11. 'host' rhymes with ghost crimes

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. Please understand that this new obsession of yours, collecting vintage jumpsuits, is inherently classist. They'll see right through you, cavorting aro

    By DaveSheir,
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  13. I can see myself selecting this catchphrase. I can hear myself reading this catchphrase. I can feel you lightly stroking my cheek with this catchphras

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Of all possible catchphrases why in Hades did I choose to read this one?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Catchphrases are a dime a dozen. And this one was worth the whole 8.33333333333333 cents.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Roll up a fat ole' Bob Marley and throw it in the river before guests arrive

    By MikeCalhoun,   
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  17. I’m rubber and you’re glue. No, wait—I’ll be glue this time, and you be slingshot and five pounds of dried corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Crikey sir! It appears your crocodile has got a knife it isn't a knife this is a crocodile

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  19. Hi, I’m one-named podcast phenom Squawckerman, and on today’s show we’ve got Latvian corn magnate Pablo Snotrocket!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Give a fish a fish and it'll become a cannibal. Teach a fish to fish and well, you sir just created a serial killer.

    By Frenchfries,
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  21. Hi, I'm former tv star Scott Aukerman. Does your cat suffer from erectile dysfunction?

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. And on the Jumbotron's screen before the gathered mass, what but a matinee showing of The Chronicles of Shit Dick.

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
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  23. Rudolph's red nose is indeed a genetic mutation. Why he hasn't been added to the X-Men lineup, I'll never know.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  24. Hi, I’m Shut Upperman, corn-caster extraordinaire, and on today’s show, we’ve got an entrepreneur. Again.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. The morning paper smelled of pasta sauce & plagiarism. How to win Frisbees & infiltrate peepholes, volume 69.

    By greazey_bob,
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