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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Look pal, I put my pants on everybody else!

    By HawaiiBuckner,   
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  2. Welp, that's all she wrote. Another one bites the dust. Best let sleeping dogs lie. Green salami make a saucy meatloaf. Some things never change.

    By greazey_bob,
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  3. I don't know how we're going to get all the bumps off these geese, but thinking about it is giving me chills

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  4. How much Chuck could a Chuck-puck huck if a Chuck-puck had NBC On Demand?

    By Fabio's Socks,
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  5. I want to love without fear. I want to love with the bravery of a man who can hear the footsteps of his last heartbeat approaching.

    By Justa Punn,
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  6. She wears high heels you rub her feet, that’s the sacred pact gentlemen. Spread these words like the holiest of butter.

    By Justa Punn,
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  7. If you like Judge Judy, wait'll you meet Fudge Judy

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. You can't spell "manslaughter" without "man's laughter", unless you forgot the apostrophe!

    By doucheydog,
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  9. One bird in the hand might be worth two in the bush, but due to hyperinflation, those birds would be more useful as toilet paper, anyway

    By zakkro,
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  10. Some days I can't even make a cup of hot chocolate levitate in the air with my mind.

    By greazey_bob,
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  11. When asked if I could break into any safe I said I was like a saltine with rounded edges. A Safe Cracker.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  12. Back in my day Buzzfeed was mixing in some coffee beans with the grain we gave our livestock!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  13. Why is it always "Attorney at Law"? Can you be an "Attorney at Hamburgers" and if so sign me up!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  14. Watch me trot. Watch me neigh neigh.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  15. I want that happy guy taken care of, see. That's right, I want to nail fun Gus.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  16. Better butter betters better bet on better butter

    By zdonnenberg,   
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  17. you simply must meet my brother Manolo- did 40 in Chino with his cholo. whence in the pokie his voice went all croaky now he sounds like that pal of

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. I won't use the show to get political, but I will use this yoga mat to get pilatecal.

    By Justa Punn,
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  19. On today's show, the ethical implications of Jewish people watching films with Kevin Bacon in it. We'll be taking your calls to discuss.

    By Justa Punn,
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  20. The gals at the hair salon call me child-size white bread turkey, how do they know what my favorite sandwich is?

    By Justa Punn,
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  21. You have everything I look for in a woman. Relatively clean ear canals.

    By Justa Punn,
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  22. Something in the way she moves, reminds me of young Danny Glover.

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. There exists a duality among all things: yin, yang; man, woman; cat, dog; air, water; butter, margarine; shirt, pants; left sock, right sock;

    By RyanAlexanderDean,
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  24. I will not have it; I simply won't have it! A nun with a rabbit all up in MY habit!?

    By RyanAlexanderDean,
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  25. Marionettes playing clarinets? Mannequins playing mandolins? The mind-numbing insanity of this situation is simply too great, I commit ritual Seppuku!

    By RyanAlexanderDean,
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