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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If your turducken is still clucking it may be under cooked.

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  2. The swahili swami was caught smuggling sliced salami

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  3. Enter the parabola and start doing push ups

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  4. Ebenezer eat your eggs or else

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  5. Please don't pants me my package can't handle the heat

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  6. I sense a powerful presence of parents at this pizza party

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  7. All good kids like milk. So keep a couple extra gallons in your trunk.

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  8. Hamburglary is a felony offense in this town, mister, and I can assure you that Judge McRib takes a very hard stance against it

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. Chugging ranch dressing isn't depressing

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  10. Mom if you tell me to tie my shoes another 17 times I'm going velcro

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  11. Alexander wept for there were no worlds left to conquer. But then he saw the rack on that Egyptian chick and he started to feel a little better.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  12. A cantata about a frittata? That'll never play in Nevada.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  13. Tu domicilio en Mexicate ha sido aceptado

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Socially Conscious Toddler

    By GuzowerPower,
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  15. Previously in The Toilet: pee, poop, paper and a whole lotta ploppin!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. The rent is too damn high. The end is too damn nigh.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  17. I'm just a humble country boy, but it seems to me that oceans of boiling flesh will soon wash over what was once a living earth.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  18. Iā€™m going to count to three: one...two...corn GODDAMMIT I meant three.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. A dark night in a city that knows all about mediocre comedy. On the 12th floor of the Earwolf Building, one man is hilariously attempting to tie his s

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. I need to get some shit off my chest. I thoroughly enjoy Cleveland Steamers.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  21. Foreskin and seven years ago, I was circumcised

    By MadAboutEwe,
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  22. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there own harshest grammatical critic

    By MadAboutEwe,
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  23. In Soviet Russia, the Titanic goes down on the band

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. Oh great, a stretch Tesla. The newest "invention" from Elongated Musk.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  25. In the words of Winston Churchill "If you're going though Hell, could you grab me some Devil Dogs"

    By Pat Chaddams,
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