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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Boy, It must be tough to be radioactively deformed but it's sure noble... It's sure noble.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  2. Are you there, God? It's me, bigboobslover1986. I forgot my password again

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 313 views

  3. If I had a dime for everytime somebody asked me how many dimes I'd have if I had a dime for everytime somebody asked me how many dimes I'd have...

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  4. 'This cum squat tastes great! Whoops I meant to say this kumquat is full of cum and I love it.'

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. Her's was a tale of woe. Like, "woe, what a tale lady!" You know what I mean? Like, "crazy". Crazy sad.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  6. Hold a homies hoagie, Bogie while I beat down then blow on this emboldened rogue bee

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. And just like that...the catchphrase was over.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  8. This movie about bipolar disorder is amazing. I mean, I laughed, I cried, and the movie hasn't even started yet.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 444 views

  9. It's not Air Bud, but it's close.

    By Illuminaughty,   
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  10. But doc, how can I have a personality disorder if everyone agrees that I don't even have a personality?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  11. You say Berenstain, I say Berenstein–but you’re wrong and I’m right. I don’t care what the internet in your dimension says.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Is it customary to hold your pee while eating a continental breakfast?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Yea, though I walk through the valley of cornmeal, I shall fear no weevils.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. The PC police took my baby away from me. Now I'm stuck streaming porn on my widescreen TV. Damn you, Personal Computer police. Damn you.

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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  15. Wardrobe? What is it good for? It's absolutely for puttin' stuff into.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. i wunder if hes kind of a prick

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. Your grandfather died of natural causes. The railroad spikes driven through his head naturally caused his death.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  18. I went to a singles bar. A Kraft singles bar. Also I was alone and it was in my kitchen.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  19. Dear Fox, I just finished watching all of Malcolm in The Middle and wish to complain about 943 shots which feature Malcolm on the left or right.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  20. She blinded me with science... no, wait, it was chopsticks

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  21. I'm on a health food diet. If I health food, I eat it

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  22. There once was a man from Savannah / Whose ear was so long he could suck it / He said with a smirk as he straightened his sweater / ”Engineer Cody, wi

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. I put this heavy-duty vacuum in reverse to try and remove all the hot chili I just spilled on this litter of newborn kittens, and it REALLY sucks—hard

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Yo mamma is so ugly, I didn’t have sex with her. Just kidding, I did! BURRNNNNNNN

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but if you’re wanting to skin me alive, you should probably get a fillet knife and some pliers.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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