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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I lost my boomerang

    By Charcoal City,
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    • 616 views

  2. Congratulations to the Janitorial staff at The Dolby Theater for, once again sweeping The Oscars!

    By Diffo,
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    • 261 views

  3. Apparently the whole matter/anti-matter concept doesn't extend to pasta/antipasta.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  4. Turn this beat around / it's facing the wrong way again / it should be facing there / it's facing over here

    By AlexDale,
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  5. Breaking news: yes you heard, we have broken the news!

    By Bigsmak,
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  6. Hans Gruber? Die Hardly know her.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. The prophet cow of Moo, his powers grew, grew, grew!

    By Dash Paradise,
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  8. Construction workers are like bowling pins. They may be in the other lane, but that doesn't mean I won't hit them.

    By dascharff,
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  9. I wrote a limerick on fish sticks, but that schtick drops like a brick versus "take out your dicks."

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  10. Vasectomy? VasectomYOU!

    By Shampoodler,
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  11. I ain't saying she's a gold digger but she owns a lot of mining equipment.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  12. Well I’ve seen Buck and I’ve seen Roy / I’ve seen fake fields of corn that I thought would never end / I’ve seen lonely times when I could not find a

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Sticks and stones may break my bones but names are how we verbally address each other... YA Stupid bitch!

    By DeadBeef,
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  14. I'm gay and I'm leaving you for my workout partner Dave. Ugh, stupid autocorrect. I meant "Laura, I love you and will see you at 7."

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  15. We can't all cosplay as Nathan Fillion's character. Someone's got to go as the two guys and the pizza place.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  16. I must say, personally, I'm an ass man. So that's what that smell you're smelling is.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 335 views

  17. A gentleman never tells, he siiiiiiiiiiiings.

    By TheBestDavy,
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    • 359 views

  18. Washing your hands with Horatio is what I call hand-Sanzitizer.

    By TheMisterPipes,
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  19. Are you feeling sad? Me too, this is not a fun three-way, freeway.

    By TheMisterPipes,
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    • 426 views

  20. Here's a handy tip: If you're too depressed to do the dishes, you can drink out of a measuring cup

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  21. Don’t assume anything. Because “assume” begins with “ass”, which is what you are.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. First the AIDS craze, then Blade on stage, and now for the last days, as the prophecy foretold of course.

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
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    • 332 views

  23. Alt right, alt right, alt right: it's matthew mcgonnah8

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. Good night, moon. Good nighAHHHHOWWWW!!!! What the hell, moon!!! You hit me in the eye like a fuckin’ pizza pie!! What’s your problem, man!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 355 views

  25. More like Depeche Chode.

    By Shampoodler,
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