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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I thought of “Felonius Monk” but can’t come up with a good a catchphrase for it. It has potential though, right?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. On today’s show, international corn magnate Bjorn Cjornsen, and an entrepreneur!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Suns out buns out. Buns out nuns out. Nun's buns out? Now it's a party.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. Only too late did Scott realize his so-called "magic pills" were actually just making his hands smaller.

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. nice 'n' fine like rice 'n' wine or hard 'n' dirty like a retard's birthday

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. spit that squid, oct-tongued baby!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. If you liked InfoWars.com, wait'll you see NymphoWars.com

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. Dads, Grads, Lads - loveable lads, from Liverpool, it's not that kind of a show.

    By angryrose,   
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  9. After this surgical procedure, everyone will call your aunt Harriett "Harry." Technically they already do, but now it'll be H-A-R-R-Y

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  10. I just flew in from Afghanistan, and boy is my arm tired

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  11. Any double-arm amputees in the crowd tonight? Guess not

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  12. Damn goats are scary. Don't sneak up on me with any goat related objects or I might just go bananas

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  13. Put on a pot of coffee, this might be a drinking coffee situation.

    By EthanRunt,
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  14. Is that a deep fried banana in your pants or are you just severely diseased?

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  15. Forums User Fatty2Dicks

    By Asadasa,
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  16. I'd cut off my dick to sleep with a paraphiliac!

    By ThePharmacist,
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  17. I've always preferred the term "erotic pajamas".

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. We were drinking crystal Pepsi. We had hep C. We were chimpanzees in 1993. The year of the rooster.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. Of all the novelty acts in the 80s, the worst was probably MC Stammer with his top ten hit "U Cuh-cuh-cuh-can't Tuh-tuh-tuh-touch Thuh-thuh-thuh-this"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. If you're "a soul man", shouldn't you be called The Soul Brothers? Come on guys!

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines,
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  21. Life is like a box of chocolates because most people are sweet, we're all shades of brown, and looks can be deceiving.

    By DaddyLongStrokes,
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  22. If life is a highway and every mile marker is another year lost, I'm looking for the nearest exit that has a Popeye's in the vicinity.

    By DaddyLongStrokes,
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  23. Who let the dogs out? Who, who, - no but seriously they haven't been seen in hours and there's coyotes in those woods.

    By DaddyLongStrokes,
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  24. If you want to be my lover, you have to get with my friends because I'm part of a sex slave ring, and I'm not suppose to get attached to clients.

    By DaddyLongStrokes,
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  25. I can't believe that is your natural hair color. And it just grows right out of your butthole like that, huh? Gorgeous.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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