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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I made my calculator say boobies. Now that's all it says, and it grew arms and is behaving pretty inappropriately.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  2. I got Bulge but I'm not Ray Bolger.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  3. I'm fit as a fiddle, which my doctor tells me is a terribly unhealthy shape for a human body to be.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  4. I've heard of a lightning bolt but a lightning nut!?

    By JordanMaywood,
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  5. Call me an optimist but I prefer "Watership Up", "Angela's Cozy Fire" and "To Life a Mockingbird."

    By JordanMaywood,
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  6. Shakespeare AKA The Immortal Bard used to dominate on the playground growing up! The called him The Play Right Playwright.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  7. If you were caught by a super sexual zombie if would likely blow your mind and then your brain.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  8. Punching in need of Joke 42-X-3B: Peter Cotton/Poly Blend Tale.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  9. Whats up, hut dog? Welcome to Doughboys. I'm racist Mitch and my partner is Cuck Wiger.

    By BrianMichael,   
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  10. Why did the chicken cross The Road? Cause Cormac McCarthy is for the birds

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  11. The early bird gets the worm but recognizes its no longer relevant to dance like that

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  12. What came first chicken or the road? More importantly, does it really fit to end our movie about dancing like this?

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  13. With Friends like these, who needs enemies? I have 10 seasons on DVD box set, I don't need anybody!

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  14. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Man, I didn't know Britain leaving the EU was gonna be this big of a change!

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  15. Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, but with our new fish rewards program, you'll get a second fish every tenth day

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  16. A bottle of red. A bottle of white. I finally found an enabler. Marry me. Or atleast drive me home. I can't stand. I have two first names.

    By BonjaminJehnson,   
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  17. I'm a Spanish mother, not a stuttering Chinese cellist

    By Yo Mama,
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  18. my other show is a Hollywood Handbook...

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. Frankly, I'd like to know just how many "Sauls" Jesus turned into "Pauls" over the course of 33 years!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  20. If you can't denim, pants 'em

    By dhxlive,
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  21. Note to my fellow library patrons: Annals of Ancient Greece is a vastly different book than Anals of Ancient Greece.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  22. Here's where I draw the line...and then a circle; now four shorter lines, and voila, I've got a stick figure!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  23. I know they say "measure twice, cut once" but this mohel's measuring for the seventh time & it's starting to creep me out.

    By Funky DelPueblo,
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  24. Call me crazy, but a more accurate diagnosis would be 'mentally deranged'.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  25. There was trace DNA found at the crime scene. I can't fault them for it though. DNA is very tough to draw freehand.

    By Mister Malaka,
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