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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. For those about to rock; please practice proper hearing safety and put some earplugs in.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  2. Wiseman once say gugu gaga cuz hey we all been babies.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  3. My own mama accused me of murder. I cried and I cried and I cried, but that don't mean I'm gonna stop holdin' her hair while she pukes.

    By Guest Dead Body,
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  4. I am Batman... Not the famous one, but I do shit in a cave.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  5. For the last time, I'm hearing you completely clearly, I just don't believe they put loose seal balls on TV in the 1950s.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  6. Everything was going great for Kevin Kline but it all started to go downhill when he suddenly changed his name to Kev D. Kline.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  7. my belief in tea leafs reveals peals of laughter grafters

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. her soggiest zones, more like

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. Don't confuse my intense eye contact for interest in your story. I'm just trying not to stare at your amazing cleavage.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  10. When you said we were having Spam for dinner, I didn't expect bowls full of junk email.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  11. If Monty Python was right, and every sperm is sacred, then I'm looking at a few billion counts of heresy.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  12. either its christmas morning 1985 or im completely on the spectrum

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. I'm sorry, madam, but the early bird special is for the living and your husband's lips are blue and saggy.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  14. I wanna pull the hairs from your mole in the worst way.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  15. Catchphrase

    By Chickenpaddy,
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  16. Bawwitdabaw?! I specifically ordered the Baw with a SIDE of Baw, you dumb son-of-a-bitch!

    By Chickenpaddy,
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  17. Knock knock. Who’s there? Milton the Onomatopoeic Insulter. Milton the Onomatopoeic Insulter who? Yo momma’s a fat moo cow whore MOOO! MOOOOO!!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. As Iowa’s most feared mob enforcer, Bob “The Cob” Gobaldi was known for his signature “Cedar Rapids Slow Death”.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Strawberry fields as long as I'm gettin' mine.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. A lonely frog in an abandoned train yard whose best friend just died. It starts to rain rain.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. At times, I found it uplifting. Others times it really let me down. All in all, it was a pretty cool see-saw.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. I've been making ends meet, the bacon, and money hand over fist. It is a mess in here.

    By dhxlive,
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  23. Today I went face to face with greatness, it was awkward because greatness was a close talker.

    By dhxlive,
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  24. it's Deputy Chief Inspector Deck to you bitches

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. Two wrongs don't make a baby. Wrongs don't have sex organs.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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