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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Mock Lesnar's still repped hard by Paul Heynongman

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 346 views

  2. Good things do happen to good people, but not all the time.

    By Guest Dead Body,
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  3. Father, daughter, mother, brother, sister, cousin!

    By Guest Dead Body,
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  4. There's nothing creepy about about hiding a bowl of pea soup in someone's house.

    By Guest Dead Body,
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  5. Where do babies come from? Why, from their tiny baby penises, of course.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  6. It appears this criminal was a douchebag, and this trail of Axe body spray is just the vaping gun we need to bring him down.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  7. Sure, this is bad but it's gonna be even worse later when I'm TRYING to take a big nasty dump and a silent little fart comes out.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  8. Alls that glitters sticks it up shitters

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. It's the podcast where we make fun with group sex participants, that's right it's Comical Gang Bangs with your host Gott's Cockin'em

    By dudledok,
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  10. Technically, foxes aren't crazy. It's usually just rabies.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  11. If I ever start a newspaper, I think I'll call it the Christian Science Merrimack.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  12. They say write what you know, but I know they mean write what I say, gnome sayin' ?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. I’m as busy as a one-legged man in a gnawing-your-one-remaining-leg-off contest.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. James fractured maize, and it matters not to me.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a blah for a blah—this is boring. Let’s up the stakes. I’ll give you a toe for a boob.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. I'll take Link in the stink and Zelda in the smell, bra

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. Mothra-stafari rollin' up a fattie blunt to smoke wit' Godzilla Mon

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. no i didnt have to let it linger but i did anyway because i knew it'd bug the shit out of you

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. I can't wait to tell my first guest that their letter from Hogwarts has arrived!

    By The_Voblex_Jr,
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  20. Check this out! "Now That's What I Call a Spicy Meatball Volume 6"! All your favorite 1969 Alka-Seltzer ad campaigns in one compact disc!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  21. If the shoe doesn't fit, take a machete to your foot.

    By thegreatbutler,
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  22. If the sun were the moon it will be night time right now great now I'm sleepy.

    By thegreatbutler,
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  23. Once I was afraid, I was petrified but now I am in the National History Museum.

    By thegreatbutler,
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  24. Life is like a box of chocolates, some asswipe sneaks in front of you and eats all the good ones!

    By Bigsmak,
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  25. A slim, tapered fit, a zipper that stays put... and your freedom Jean Genie. My third wish is for your freedom.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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