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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You’re Listening to Earwolf, May the Canis Entertain Us! Speaking of anus, welcome to Comedy Bang Bang!

    By Justa Punn,
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  2. From the folks that brought you The People Under the Stairway to Heaven's Gate, here's some more bullshit.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  3. They call me onion head because I love that crunchy round treat, of fried onion meat. A poem by Scott Aukerman titled: “With apologies to Slimer.”

    By Justa Punn,
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  4. Puff the tragic flagon

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  5. A razored watermelon rine rarely wins when, even when it is the only competitor.

    By Adstoneable,
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  6. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a doctor a day keeps the cancer at bay!

    By Adstoneable,
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  7. Umami Burger? No, Udaddy burger.

    By Adstoneable,
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  8. The creases in your trousers tell us a different story Mr. Bond

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  9. browser history, trouser history : i mean is there really a difference anymore?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. Well hello, there, Betty. You can call me Al...James Al.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. A corn-themed tour of Guangzhou in a surrey built for two? Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't come within 100 feet of a school as mandated by the court.

    By Reegman,
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  13. I like apple tree, but I like corn tree more.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack tripped over his floppy dick.

    By Reegman,
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  15. my penis port now offers lasting safety from the outside world and all it's annoying irregularities

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. I only listen to Hamilton in the room where shit crappens.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. It's easy to make a mountain out of a molehill in the land of 5,000 foot moles.

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. I hate to beat around the Bush, it's much more fulfilling to punch Jeb directly in the face.

    By Pure Guava,
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  19. Drastic times call for drastic measures, will you accept the charges, Mr. Measures?

    By Pure Guava,
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  20. I was locked out of the CBB forums and all I got was this lousy catchphrase.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  21. Mr. Killah, please tell the court where you were on the night this innocent ghostface was found murdered.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. “The more sea I see, the more I see more sea” thought Morris Seymour Morrissey.

    By Mike Trout Mask Replica,
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  23. After uploading the Netflix simulation, Neo now knows Kung Fu Panda.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  24. I hear that old piano / From down the avenue / I smell the cornbread burning / I look around for the nearest fire escape

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. This is good. You're good! I'M good!

    By Guest Dead Body,
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