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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Bratt, Franklin, Spock... I'm all about the Benjamins (and dated musical references).

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  2. I've seen a square dance but never watched a circle jerk.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  3. You see a lonely, shivering sink, sitting sadly outside your warm, inviting home. Let that sink in for a while.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. If you ain't Dutch, you ain't shit.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  5. In then out? Dick move, buddy.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. Seven-zel Washington, Eight-zel Washington, Nine-zel Washington, Ten-zel Washington. What's that add up to? You tell me, you're the Equalizer.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  7. "Oh, oh, I look just like Buddy Holly, Can we talk? And you're Mary Tyler Moore, welcome to Fashion Police" So says Joan Rivers Cuomo.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  8. As I watched the life leave his eyes I knew that I would never be Virtuous Knieval again.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  9. Why was Fivevel afraid of Sevenvel? Because Sixvel Sevenvel Eightvel.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. What are we going to do tonight, Scott? Same thing we do every night, Jason: shuck a bushel of corn while comedy perishes in the void of our disdain.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Yea, though I walk through the valley of corn, I shall fear no weevils.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Let the record show that those tents and that fire were there long before my client reached the site. This is a clear case of encampment.

    By DaveSheir,
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  13. Achieving nirvana requires determination & a lifetime of dedication.The Noble 8-fold Path is the way to the cessation of suffering.Nah dude, I'm(CONT)

    By Pure Guava,
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  14. Don't go chafing hairyballs, please stick to the waxes and the shaves that you're used to.

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. Both my dads are anti-vajjers.

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. Eight years ago I started chasing a crazy dream... to find a genuine pile of Bigfoot feces.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. she came in thru the bathroom window like a BOSS yo

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. It's not a "dick pic," it's "art"

    By drewxblood,
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  19. Hey vacuums - you suck!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  20. My clown car takes Kyle Gass but my ice cream truck takes Vin Diesel.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  21. I'm afraid you have the wrong number. This is 867-53-ONE-9.

    By drewxblood,
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  22. Heart disease, shmart disease! Gimme dat meat, baby!

    By drewxblood,
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  23. I walk into the store, find the perfect rectangular container for my things, but that's best case scenario

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  24. I'm no longer impressed by how you disparage Disney's 2007 film starring Amy Adams. In other words, I'm disenchanted with the way you diss "Enchanted"

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  25. page and plants wage demands make me sad

    By KrangkaDelic,
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