Jump to content
đź”’ The Earwolf Forums are closed Read more... Ă—

New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

48976 topics in this forum

  1. In the seventies, they were briefly known as Huey, Dewey, Louie and Young

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 267 views

  2. What's shakin' it, bacon bit?

    By ChazFremontIII,
    • 0 replies
    • 374 views

  3. Welcome one and all! Except Alaskan Monkey Butlers. You can go fudge yourself.

    By JordanMaywood,
    • 0 replies
    • 289 views

  4. Challah Bread At Your Goy!

    By JordanMaywood,
    • 0 replies
    • 340 views

  5. Only on Earwolf, it’s the official Diff’rent Strokes fan podcast for the state of Kansas: Wichitalkin’ about Willis.

    By Justa Punn,
    • 0 replies
    • 376 views

  6. There are pickled brains and curried toenails, so it must be a Pierce Brosnan party

    By MondoMudbutt,
    • 0 replies
    • 539 views

  7. This just in: The Presidents of the United States of America hired a new lead singer. Millions for impeachment. Impeachment for me.

    By Justa Punn,
    • 0 replies
    • 400 views

  8. Hiphopstorians have long suspected that the young Snoop Doggerman murdered Easy P.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 329 views

  9. For that sweet pig meat you love to eat, the bacon in Macon will gorge ya in Georgia.

    By Justa Punn,
    • 0 replies
    • 288 views

  10. Saw Kenny Rogers playing Zelda upside down so I told him: if you’re gonna play the game boy, you gotta learn to play it right.

    By Justa Punn,
    • 0 replies
    • 348 views

  11. Beautiful no doubt, with eyes music would register a noise complaint about. My stomach pit is enormous, you make me sick you’re disgustingly gorgeous.

    By Justa Punn,
    • 0 replies
    • 320 views

  12. We regret to inform you.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 362 views

  13. How goes it, bun wrapped meat casing?

    By Justa Punn,
    • 0 replies
    • 304 views

  14. I stuck my neck out, but really I was sticking my head out so someone should change that phrase.

    By MondoMudbutt,
    • 0 replies
    • 371 views

  15. I'm a little teapot, short and stout, but why are we focusing on my height and build when I'm a sentient teapot?

    By Horse For A Brother,
    • 0 replies
    • 436 views

  16. Pineapple on pizza is bad. Pizza on Pineapple is worse. Nice try Spongerobert Pleated Pants!

    By JordanMaywood,
    • 0 replies
    • 315 views

  17. Due to increased political tensions, we will be severing ties with our sister podcast, Comedy Pyongyang

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 290 views

  18. These catchphrases practically write theyselves

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 398 views

  19. Why don't you monogram THIS on a pillow, you elderly piece of shit: "#1 Grandma"

    By dog_in_space,
    • 0 replies
    • 441 views

  20. "Look closely," the magician said, right before peeing in my eye. That's the last time I go see Kelly the Great.

    By dog_in_space,
    • 0 replies
    • 536 views

  21. Good morning Vietnam! Three words that really spike forum traffic when you say them to Thomas Middleditch

    By Bronson Magnifico,
    • 0 replies
    • 498 views

  22. eating grilled hen and a fresher cod three thrilled men love a besser pod until they sort of loose the plot by all of a sudden wandering off

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 399 views

  23. Squeeze 'n' release the beastly creatures teats to tease a stream of creamy dreamy grease then ream the measley Teamster as a treat.

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 346 views

  24. If a writer falls in love with you he’ll make you live forever. Unless he writes you a catchphrase, then you’ll live until you’re behind a pay wall.

    By Justa Punn,
    • 0 replies
    • 360 views

  25. Toby or not Toby: That is the Michael Scott question

    By dog_in_space,
    • 0 replies
    • 464 views
×