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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I once ate a gross amount of oysters. And by gross I do mean disgusting and twelve dozen.

    By Justa Punn,
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  2. I'm an animal loving dyslexic atheist that spends Sundays with my god. I'm your host Auck Scotterman.

    By Justa Punn,
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  3. I drank a flight of beer last night, and yes I do mean an aircraft worth of beer. Love me some 'craft beer!

    By Justa Punn,
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  4. not til dragoons of goons sans pantaloons clear neptunes moons in red balloons 2 croon a tune & swoon a woke walloon will i watch dune with u, u loon

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. My flow is as even as Eddie Vedder, my catchphrases will cut you like the sharpest of cheddar.

    By Justa Punn,
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  6. Opening this summer: Chuck D. Cheese's pizzeria! DO believe the hype, unlike 911 this isn’t a joke. You bring the kids, we bring the noise.

    By Justa Punn,
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  7. Two's company, three's a crowd, four's two companies, and five aint allowed

    By daniel_hall,
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  8. She has the style and grace of a sixties icon, with the feel and rhythm of a seventies love song. Because she's timeless, I'll never be rhymeless.

    By Justa Punn,
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  9. Coming soon to Earwolf, a new podcast that discusses everything Dwayne Johnson and geology - Ice T with Ice Cube: On the Rocks.

    By Justa Punn,
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  10. Please, call me John. Mister Smith is my grandfather's name on my mother's side. My father took my mother's last name.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  11. CBB TV fun fact: Tim Kalpakis did NOT play Badger in Breaking Bad.

    By Justa Punn,
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  12. A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a dollar. The bartender says, "Every day you come in here and ask for a dollar. I'll tell you what."

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  13. I like my women like my favorite Welcome Back Kotter character: bushy, Hispanic, & named Epstein.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  14. I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, but I'm all out of bubblegum so I can't.

    By travisdunsmuir,
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  15. Call me old-fashioned, because that's my name. Old-Fashioned Johnson here, pleasure to make your acquaintance.

    By Pure Guava,
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  16. Folgers has it all wrong, the best part of waking up is turning the alarm off and going back to sleep.

    By Justa Punn,
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  17. On today’s show, the President of the United States of America—Chris Ballew, with his greatest hit, Lump!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. On today’s show, Orthodox Rabbi Heymie Nongman and his trusty sidekick Kangaroo Randy the Rodeo Clam!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. On today’s show, the inventor of powdered corned beef—Bjorn Cjornsen!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Thy thouest art thine thou thinest, art thine thou? Thus ends lesson one of old-timey Bible talk.

    By Pure Guava,
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  21. get a room u2! and go fuck yourselves in it

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. Did E.T. shit in my bed because there's Reece’s feces in here

    By Justa Punn,
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  23. If it looks like I've got a spring in my step, it's only because some punk slipped a slinky into my crocs.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  24. You should never take life for granite. Because granite is a rock and that's a pretty stupid thing to kill someone over.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  25. reading books is for needy cucks

    By KrangkaDelic,
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