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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I’m a sandwich artist below the belt, just ask and I’ll make your tuna melt. Welcome to Talkin’ Tang I’m your host Jason Mantzoukas.

    By Justa Punn,
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  2. Brought to you by Sullivan’s Lobotomy: You’d have to have a lobotomy to be stupid enough to get your lobotomy somewhere else!

    By Justa Punn,
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  3. This is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but with a Whopper.

    By TheLittleFrogBoy,
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  4. All Salads are joking

    By Bigsmak,
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  5. I'll have a number 4, a large shake, your pants, your job and your hand in marriage.

    By TheLittleFrogBoy,
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  6. I love Spont, I love Lauren - I'm a Scotsman who wears a Sporran!

    By Bigsmak,
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  7. “Ohhh myyy” said George Takei as he swallowed a fly—perhaps he’ll die. Too soon?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. No sir, I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to my friend Burt, Raw Burt Deniro. Ooh baby, he likes it raw.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  9. Here comes the sun, and the next thing you know you’ve got sun screen on your face.

    By Justa Punn,
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  10. I just want to kick back and watch the boob tube but my wife didn't cotton to me kicking her in the back and putting toilet paper tubes on her chest.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  11. Opening this summer: Kenny G’eeses pizza! Share an eight slice or enjoy a six solo. You’ll be forever in love with our sentimental cheddar.

    By Justa Punn,
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  12. It's our job to get all these paintings hung up perfectly. Now I'm gonna level with ya...

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. We got off on the wrong foot. We can't help ourselves. We have a thing for wrong feet.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  14. The only cookbook in my parents' house was Mastering the Art of French Cooking. As far as I'm concerned, that's Julia Child abuse

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. deaf ray hears what he wants to hear.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. The rules of cornhole did not change between the last game and this one, southern Mark Wahlberg-impersonator Dirk Y’allberg.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Thanks, guys! My corn-themed surprise party was quite the success—especially the part where I punched Santa in the beard and killed Ho Ho.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. snort korea #MoreLike

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. With all the experience I gained working at Lids for the past 10 years, it's no surprise I tend to wear a lot of hats at my job.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  20. Sha Na Na cleared their Bowser history.

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. Please, King Shit of Fuck Mountain was my father's name! Just call me King Shit The Second of Fuck Mountain.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. My doctor told me to give up bread and meat or I'll die. Then he said "there's a lot at steak, if you'll pardon the bun." I'm looking for a new doctor

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. zoombah! zoombah! i's be a goombah!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. When Blockbuster closed down, they gave their employees a Joan Severance package

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. Run, run Rudolph, Santa's got to make it to a 7:30 showing of a The Town

    By Horse For A Brother,
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