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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You're in for a rude awakening. HEY WAKE UP YOU UGLY, OLD PIECE OF SHIT!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  2. Gerbil your enthusiastic

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 500 views

  3. Thinly veiled inference of holistic tendencies

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  4. Say a little prayer for me, but say a big one for the giant who lives in the woods. His wife was diagnosed with lupus.

    By Parrot Top,
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    • 363 views

  5. Never bet the farm at a crab-shack backroom poker party

    By Parrot Top,
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  6. In Soviet Russia, kittens stomp on Vladimir Putin for fun

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. I think so Brain, but if it were the Adults of the Corn, wouldn’t there be far fewer bad sequels?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. In Soviet Russia, the Canadian Prime Minister is named Justin Perogy

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. Take your partner by the hand and lead them straight into the devil's maw. That's how babies are made.

    By Parrot Top,
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    • 398 views

  10. Oprah sang the theme to Reading Rainbow! Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang your trusted news source.

    By jardiohead,   
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  11. Pizza Rat was a Russian operative! And more on Comedy Bang Bang your trusted new source.

    By jardiohead,   
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    • 517 views

  12. Hitch up your dress and dance in your mess, for the night is but a babe

    By Parrot Top,
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    • 403 views

  13. You might have an outie, you might have an innie; but one thing's for certain, you like My Cousin Vinnie.

    By slowestjogger,
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  14. Hey! Don't touch me there, you aren't my priest!

    By papapwnz,
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  15. We don’t swim in your toilet, so please don’t pee in our pool. What’s that, honey? Oh, right. Soooooo I guess you can pee in our pool after all.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Vernon vends vitamins down in the Valley, visibly violating Vallejo’s vexing vagrancy ban.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. You put your left foot in, you pull your left foot out—but as I’ve said before, it’s not that kind of show.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 398 views

  18. well, we are probably just a computer simulation run by a more advanced society than ours, so why not accept jesus as your lord and savior?

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  19. I'm your Jamaican bad boy with high cholesterol; your blood clot bomboclat

    By TristanBaez,
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  20. I don't have to be the saxophonist as long as I sex oftenest!

    By fox the size of a guinea pig,   
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  21. If you think there’s no such thing as a gross amount of kittens I got news for ya, it’s 144.

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 442 views

  22. Yosser and his two mates had entered the leafless park each trailing their conversation behind them like scarves

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 488 views

  23. Never Mind The Bullocks, Here's Miss Congeniality

    By Mozzarella Fitzgerald,
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  24. I used to believe that the children are our future, but I'm starting to think it's gonna be horses

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. Well I’m running down the road tryin’ to loosen my load annnnnnnd there it goes. Note to self: no creamed corn before morning run.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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