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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. That junk in your trunk is the gunk from my junk.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 443 views

  2. I have essential oils diffusing in my office all day. Why are they essential? Because I have IBS and my office smells like a methane leak.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 463 views

  3. Hi I'm Scott Aukerman, you might know me from Comedy Bang Bang the tv show and Comedy Bang Bang the podcast. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang the podcast.

    By MichaelMcAnally,
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    • 465 views

  4. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bus, your one stop shop for hilarious porn.

    By MichaelMcAnally,
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    • 638 views

  5. Chikity China the Chinese Chicken, I have a drumstick that I can't stop lickin'

    By MichaelMcAnally,
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    • 550 views

  6. Holy shit, that guy who plays Thor is in fantastic shape!

    By MichaelMcAnally,
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    • 547 views

  7. If love is the global language why can't this Parisian waiter understand that I'd love to take a shit.

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. I sure wish this catchphrase section wasn't so darn competitive.. Missing some zingers.

    By Bigsmak,
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  9. My pubic beard is curly my scrotal sac is girlie when my man meat pump 2-4 beat they bitches go all sqwurly

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 454 views

  10. This one is too hot, this one is too cold...This one I poured down my pants cause I'm a naughty girl

    By jasonjasonlanelane,
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  11. A Chinese finger trap can't work if you don't have any fingers. Who's trapped now?!

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 372 views

  12. Verily, verily, I say unto thee, I stand up to shit and sit down to pee

    By Parrot Top,
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  13. Let me have one more wing: this is for an angel.

    By Schnickpot,
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  14. Give your husband, thanks!

    By Schnickpot,
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  15. Fine, if you need a second opinion...yes, a sex dungeon is worth building. It's cozy and justifies exotic ways of jerking off.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 270 views

  16. The only thing keeping me from punching that guy was that I didn't want to. And that he was so nice and good to everyone. And that I have no hands.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 335 views

  17. When you walk through a door it's like the door is a mouth that is eating you.

    By Schnickpot,
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  18. So I couldn't make the dress. Then I went to the store, but they were out of sequins.

    By Schnickpot,
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  19. If you're listening to this 100 years from now, I give you permission to dig me up and robo-fuck my corpse.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. Roses are red, violets are blue, got it? Good, now let's work on secondary colors.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  21. Octomom will always be the O.G. of Pussy Riots.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 485 views

  22. It's like I always say

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 507 views

  23. Met Geofferey Rush for dinner but he was an hour late. False advertising, two stars DO NOT recommend.

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 473 views

  24. Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer my woman to be Bigfoot and pregnant

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 405 views

  25. 69ers are the new 49ers

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 361 views
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