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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Just a reminder to everyone that you can only change your stupid username 3 times in a 30 day period

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. Vagina, She Murdered

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. You think you got problems? My testicles are literally nuts

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  4. To make a Shelly Long story Martin Short, Captain Ron Howard directed Night Shift

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. They laughed at me when I said I wanted to start a comedy podcast, but nobody's laughing now.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  6. Unable to tie the stem in a knot, George Washington felt humiliated and proceeded to cut down the cherry tree.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  7. Since my baby left me, I've been chaining my children to the porch

    By Parrot Top,
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  8. 20 Fun Facts About Space. Numbers 1 through 20: we are truly alone and life is meaningless

    By Parrot Top,
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  9. My junk mail folder is full. I should've been more selective in my dick pic demands.

    By Parrot Top,
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  10. Shows before ho's, bro's, prose & now, it seems - even clothes

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. an ear infection's sheer perfection when clearly neglecting the feared selection of teared rejection

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. nice to meet you, Machu Pichu

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. I yelled “Katy Parry” but she looked at me instead and ended up losing her fencing match. She should stick to singing.

    By Justa Punn,
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  14. One of life's truly great pleasures and thrills is spending hours staring into the dull, dumb eyes of a pig that's about to be bacon.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  15. "well she smelled like she was saying 'yes', your Honor," said RomCom MacSquankilly-Hoistemskirts The Whackiest

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. Please turn on your headlights

    By We're Live Right Now,
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  17. lend me your ears ...not gonna rob em, just wanna look at em

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. so you're basically saying shitposting can be more than just mailing envelopes of my feces to you? how much more you say?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. He is risen, He is holey, He is brown and crispy around the edges, flip the pancake

    By HeynongHotdog,   
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  20. Baron Viscount Jumpup Mac RivetSmock O Hanla O Hanra O Mickidee-Mikeidee Rambunctious Ui RoboNapNap Patricia Trousers Ni Whackadont's a fun character

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. What's Emilio Estevez up to these days?

    By MichaelMcAnally,
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  22. My ex-husband used to just be an abusive billionaire, but now he's the president!?!

    By MichaelMcAnally,
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  23. Four score and seven years is a pompous way of saying 87

    By MichaelMcAnally,
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  24. I ate my dinner from that dumpster outback. And yes I do mean Outback Steakhouse.

    By Justa Punn,
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  25. Ohhhhhh fuuuuuudge...Only I didn't say fudge, because I'M a caramel kinda guy!

    By drewxblood,
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